when you open the toilet door and your roommate is there taking a dump
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old fag who needs a clean acc
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My town has a local street artist that changes his mural a few times a week to keep up with current events. This went up today.
My friend didn’t want to wear a face shield so I made a Sailor Moon one to convince her
this is so sad.
This “Hummingraptor” I photoshopped.
This is the before and after of my brother who shaved his hair and beard to look old.
In England, not only do the cats queue but they also adhere to social distancing protocols
Glued my toys together, painted them and made a trophy
On my way to respect some women
Thanks for the April birthday mom.
Sometimes the difference between landscape and portrait is a baby being held, and a baby being spiked like a volleyball.
The game is not uno hands :'(
With the new CDC recommendations, a volunteer made some fun cat cloth masks for our department
Stereo to mono converter
You have to wait!!
Inspirational. Love it ....
Getting some fresh air..
Just stay home ...
The back of this innocent bottle
THE power hammer
Fun drinking game. One honk=one shot
Im calling PETA
War? It never changes.
She woke up from her nap looking like this
Changed my family's logins
Whomever threw this out: pick it up, it is going to rain and the world is already full of problems
What a chad
Probably the best line from that show
isolation with the family. What could go wrong?!?
Someone in my city saw an opportunity and ran with it!
My son was scared of my wife's wound, so she put wiggly eyes to make it look like a grumpy face
Who says you can’t interact with your delivery drivers?
My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15
OJ might be on to something.
seems like a cool guy
The Quarantine Sandwich
Why Diner not Dinner?
I always have room for dessert
Anon is not a simp
Le gay Paris
At our local brewery.
The crossover we need...
I’m so proud of them
My cactus decided to grow some balls
My 23 Year Old Brother Decided to Shave His Hair and Beard so That He Could Look Like an Old Man...
This kid hit his bike against a car. In Taiwan, any traffic accident requires a breathalyzer test.
None of you are invited
Given that this was written in 1985 onwards this is disturbingly relevant
Fully approved N95 face beard
Be sure to always check the size when ordering treats!
My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20
Why didn't they just ***ing show us this in school?
I also made a squirrel picnic bench.
Good for me
The Kingdom of Self-Isolation
Can someone explain this...?
Power went out in the neighborhood. I have too many children. But gonna dad through it.
I miss parks
So true. Where is my cat?
New Spider-Man movie finally got a title
You know he's already disappointed in you and thinks your salmon is RAW
Found this on imgur.
Defending my Master's in my pajamas today
calm down, Admiral.
Phoebe is Facebook
Who knows what's coming next.
They train them you
Macedonia posting time
screw those goth letters. and Q.
Read a book!
Return back to sender
Well I have to give the calculator a solid 10/10...
I had to use a couple of my dog's tennis balls for my wife's walker. He's not very happy about it.
Well, it's quarantine day... Again
My PC is lit
Corona doesn't discriminate
Meanwhile, at Whole Foods...