Being blamed for a crime you committed? Call Larry

*turns on cruise control*

CHECKMATE negrophobes!!!!!!!

Ah yes, the wage gap

Saw on Facebook. Made me laugh.

Never let them forget!

TFW your cocaine is stuck to your phone you just handed to someone to take a pic of you and the parents.

Stumbled across this review on a $69,999.99 98” TV

You don’t have to turn on the red light!

Essential desk supplies

Happy hallowhatthe*** is that

My sister sent my 11 year old nephew to school today with what she thought was a Fresca packed in his lunch....

Kid Rock looks like if Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween.

Blake fingering Ryan Reynolds on his birthday.

Saw this afk Tesla on my way to work this morning

The Singularity is near

The four pacmen

Scuba Steve

It’s a mystery

Accident time

A cat on the roof

? !

When stereotypes collide.

I hope this makes you snicker

SPEECH: 0

wet the whistle

I saw this stock photo and thought it would look better with a TacoBell logo.

neat

Pro gamer move

Anon speaks native American

Finally, a worthy opponent!

yuri

So I found this gem at Wal-Mart

Slaps the table: BAAAAAHAHAHAH

I feel like it's 2006 all over again

Anon flexes on us

These are the ficts

He's done it for every Shrek film now

Fanny packs are timeless

I say, eat shit my good man.

Joe Schwarzinator

I'd *** Hitler's mom

PC Masturbate

oh shit

We've come full circle

Do you think vampires can life off of sucking tits?

3500 feet

Gottem

The Data

Voodoo doll.

Remember to study for Halloween

Thwack!!

Hammertime

well done

Our Stories

dirtyyyyyy

It's ruff out there.

Spoiler warning

Nice nice baby

Oops !

It's traditional among barbarians

Nice play on words!

Does he love her or he is just looking for something else?

Every craft fair

Admin life

so anyway I started blasting!

The Mud rising?

title

You killed my father, now prepare to learn networking 101

Armadillolet

(disclaimer, this is a meme)

Specials

Damn

The price will blow your mind!

shit

Guess I'm ***ed

Not enough sand

not title

Pennywise would be so well off

Found on my college campus next to our announcements.

accurate for all parents

Come backkkkkk

Hurry up, mother.

Toast to when we protested for issues that mattered.

It started with a kisssssss, I never thought it would come to this...

His family wanted to be witches for Halloween but Dad didn't want to be left out!

Smooth Dawg.

I don't know if someone already posted this here, but this made me laugh!

Got any cheese?

It Do Honk Like That

ate

Everything Happens for a Reason...

venture

Eggdolf Hitler

New post Zombie cat

Absolutely no contest

Working at a corporate office during cold/flu season like...

Take that bro

It must have lingered

What a sausage fest.