My school’s IT dept feels very clever

Deep sea biology is far too advanced for me to understand

Boxed.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, get ready for:

These iPhones are getting out of control.

Some times the soap has a crunch and then it’s better

What's black?

Educated fur baby

n̸o̸t̸ funny d̸i̸d̸n̸'t̸ laught

I’m pretty sure this is how it works

Pew pew pew pew pew...

ado

Deer season is coming up: Gonna bag my very own Epstein.

It can't be true

Just chillin’ a little bit

This has gotten a little strange

Doin' it in public

I feel slightly attacked

Psyche!

big F for ma boi

I am sure god wishes he just skipped the 6th day at this point

thank you, younglings

HL appreciation/propaganda post 2 Electric Boogaloo

Aircraft Tail Codes

This is some next level furꜱhit

Whaaaat!!!

Those dam Christmas lights...

"Ignore our instructions" Pizza place understands its customers

The United States simplified.

Bad boi designers

You surprised to see us Clark?

Being Italian

The nut also glows in the dark

Dixie

Maybe under a new sub along the lines of: what moms find funny that others don’t

He better ran!

The cat is tired

Matilda if it were released today

Burned

my favorite soap

Who knows what I’m talking about

The sould've accepted it.

Well, well, how the stables have turned

Oh no, what a sad sad story

Imma plunge yo pussy like a toilet

I'm a TA, today my students gave me evaluations, the only one who had a problem with me left this

No need to thank us, its our job.

Wheeeeeeeze

Blonde moments...

Hate when that happens

k i s s i n g

hugewoah

avast ye mateys

yes kyle

show me that blue-eyes

wholesome

Reverse it

Happens to me more often than I care to admit

HL appreciation/propaganda post Episode III Revenge of the Sith

nut for hong kong

Supercalafragilisticepsteindidntkillhimself

She gets me, she really gets me

Elections, what's that?

Same for me

You Are A BOLD One

Late for spooky stuff

autoplay

Top notch car dealership

Ok boomer

Local BBQ with an important message

Lol mods gay

The true Florida man.

We are all retards in the end

This is how we used to steal OC

canon

The quiet kid

My tactless wife sent me this. My brother passed away three days ago.

What i love of winter

NANIII

YEET

Poor you

Speedy recovery

beat

Good

Pizza Huts got jokes

oh sh*t

How to get snacks into the movie theater

Michael Jackson was a boomer

For meeeee?

srsly how

taco

Open your eyes Coco!

Is it just me or does Mitch McConnell look like the Lighthouse Keeper from “Look Who’s Purging Now”

The shy guy

@WasteOfBreath, think you can last that long?

This evil *** cut me off in traffic today

mashed potatoes

It’s foolproof!

or stabbed

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