roses are red, i am clean, but you belong in a washing machine

Leo & Donna break up - That 70's Show.

In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.

Power outages still have mobile data

Staying positive

Have her home by 12:00

A cushion is a cushion, right?

He speaks for the rice

Yeah, probably.

Congrats! It's a girl.

The invention of glue

The result of love

The new series of the Muppets has undergone budget cuts

I was sure I had seen this kind of ass in a different decade.

Optional extra

Oh no, it's can't be true

Thank you sign, very cool

Tan lines are the worst

Run, run, till your speed starts to worsen! You’ll never catch me, I'm the...

daence

The first rule of pottery making

Boy we have to find him. - no

This is how you spot a cop 100 miles away

A Butt Made of Straws

Hate shoveling?? Buy a flame thrower

have to take it

Low budget cosplay.

two

Man buys Volvo, not knowing it means he’s neutered.

three

Git Gud

fight stereotypes

My coworker shaved his beard over the weekend. I can’t get past this comparison.

Halloween 2014, 2017 and 2019 were all suggestions from the internet. Got any for 2020?

The pro pokemon circuit is a joke

Weakness disgusts me

Ok 

Run.....

Captain A.

one

"I will walk very quietly so that the giant gull doesn't detect it."

Arms dealer

An old classic.

bazinga

If cats could text you back,

Relatable

just a warning

Howard Stark meme

Happy Monday ***ers

N I B L E T T #memevember

[OC]

Should I leave a few of these behind at the hobby lobby?

Jamal rachiim r tolkien knew best

Uh-oh, stinky

any% glitchless no parental assistance WORLD RECORD

Sweet kiss

That precisely balanced sound check for a concert...

Aristotle, Descartes, Kant, and now this man

I don't have any idea what crime he committed but he should have HEARD the Police coming.

Stages of a beard

One word tony 16*

This woman is my spirit animal. Happy Monday y'all.

Is it the Umbrella corporation?

Share a Coke with Wood

Ooh ok.

Frying donuts gone wrong

Pump that baby

land of the free

I would choose wrong anyway

Not judging.... but I think my neighbour has a drug problem

I’d do it

Made on word

We can still trust martha

speaks for itself

I think we can all relate

Invite me to your session and I'll bring rations

Mugs Are Your Friends

Can't stop thinking about it.

Boomer's boomer

Art is all about perspective

as usual

Gaming on a Mac.

stand Hong with Kong

At least I can choose something!

when you were the annoying and cringy kid in school

Not so poorly timed

Man bun

Why sun

fat ***

It had to be the stASH.

Ancient depiction of a CVS receipt!

I'll stick to the burger and fries please.

I need a shirt like this.

Billy’s never gonna make it

The Circle of Pac Life

I can’t look him in the face anymore

Ok then see you later tonight.

Well it's TRUE you know. I run a body shop

Waited 3 years for this

Little man got sedated for some stitches today, so after we got home he was asleep in my arms for awhile. He was still trying to gather himself while looking pretty silly.