Credit to Lee Hazelwood for this joke

I dont like sand

Aww yi- STRANGER DANGER!

check

They're old

I love you buckets

Sports that can be combined with motorcycle racing

Yes I have been working out, thanks for noticing

My neighbor is 3 kids in a trench coat

Meanwhile somewhere in the deep south...

whoa thats deep

ooooof

it do be like that

might wanna check that out with your ISP...

Light Up Christmas!

Oldie, but still funny

thank you paramount

Thought something looked familiar.

Hair dream

No good at goodbyes..

I hope it’s a dog.

Sorry class, my dog ate everyone's homework

tasty

Gotta break the getting banned speedrun record

Guys pls help. Dont help. I dont care.

Yawn deja vu

Low interest credit card

that face tho

Their greatest adventure

The movie we deserve

crisp

im so lonely now

Succ

Anti-theft lunch bag

sad but wholesome

Anime fans in 2070

NUT Requiem

price tag meme

why would they change math, math is math

shut up mom my posture is fine I AM GAMING

Big homie

So insignificant

Waking up early

Only a few will understand this

brilliant. sounds professional for me

Character Choices

How about girl's handbag?

1960s

The original...

Chinese buffets just don’t care anymore

somebody stop this man

#memevember maths was never my strong suit

Librarian Karen is dumb

Relatable

I am going to put more clothes on.

outplayed

Not everyone's just ok

What Peppa Pig looks like from the front

Great Life Advice

Just got Disney+ and ALREADY have some foreign hacker trying to piggyback off my account

El fuego El mo!

The Catholic roulette method

Anon wants to listen to some loop zoop

Like my pet cow?

Peter Drake

Even he has the idea

Everyone needs to appreciate them

Pharmacists

We miss him rip

This shelter cat named Quilty kept opening the door to let all the cats out, so the staff rigged up a broom to keep the door closed. Quilty is not happy about this.

brazil is very culturally diverse

2 weeks ago I ended a long term relationship with my girlfriend, this is an actual email I recieved today.

Enhanced

Gotta make sure everyone knows.

Found this guy on the ground

It’s my turn to post, fellas

Santa Clause is coming to town

Thought it was a muppet!

the perfect girl doesn‘t exi..

the plot thickens

The printer did WHAT?!

Statue prank

Reality hurts

GOOD LUCK STEALIN MY PACKAGES NOW

Yeah this could really work.

#memevember

Friendship ended with 2nd. Now 11th is my best friend

Giant talking animals n shiet

leave some puss for the rest of us!

lick

Eminems for the win

tea

Try microwaving a microwave

sugar

making your NNN extra hard

God killed an entire planet while Satan only killed 30-50 hogs

They only knew horsepower before

Ah the first snowfall of the season

Lose weight plan

Come with me and we'll pee in a world of pure urination.