My pee pee when my wife says she wants to have sex

Experience the d

Who’s ready for Black Friday?

Never forget the Y2K scare

This woman is my spirit animal

Grinning statue with a plain faced man

Finally! A worth opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

hue hue hue

Stop kink shaming

Found this online and just saw a commercial for the new star wars movie. Made me laugh

Time for giving thanks!

Tisk tisk

no thanks given

At least we're gonna get fat together

Came home to this.

Yes this is

Yearly reminder!

Time to call doom guy

Hello, Jesus!

Oh barnacles

PS4 vs Switch

Just started my advent calendar!

I drove over both stop signs and ran straight through the fence across the street. Just Michigan things.

Found hanging in my grandpa’s office...

Looks like someone didn’t understand the concept...

Happy Thanksgiving my dudes

beautiful relationship for beautiful SOULS

Find someone who does this except with your butt.

',:)

recursive baggage

Could be worse

With Black Friday approaching, I give my salute to fellow retail workers.

Angry sage wisdom

funny things

"Ctrl-C" "Ctrl-V" "Ctrl-C" "Ctrl-V"

The Huge-family 25 March 2015, Colourised #memevember

A happy Thanksgiving for everyone

meanwhile in poland /blackfriday/

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet

keep your variables where i can see them

The French and German on this cup looks questionable.

yey

haha yes

Don't be an ***

Oh Niles, never change

Hotell? Trivago

Huh this makes perfect sense

Oh thanks

Rare Photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars

After all those years we finally found him

Oh how wrong that was

Seen in Manchester yesterday. First I laughed, the I realized it was true...

Bend you knees God damnit!!!

A stroller left alone in the middle of the city. No parents or baby to be seen

he's sweet, but he's gone rotten

I’m going to Evan’s for Thanksgiving

Pretty Fly

Yup, that'll hold it

haha, ok boomer

RIP Steve, our hero.

Apparently I just missed the birth of Simba

R.I.P.

there is no try

meta "based" gaming channel

Its underwear season in my hometown again :D

The other way around

happy birthday dick

Gina is love <3

Taking high school football playoff trash talk to a whole new level.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!

Give ‘em the big one.

Let me be who I am

Meanwhile...Somewhere in the multi-verse

Wakes up the neighborhood

You’ll get Jurasskicked.

Wednesday

Win-Win

Your poking!

Looks like Christmas came early

How to cook for forty humans

I can’t believe it... I’m... on Disney+!!!

Relatable

The "Pool room" at the Hotel I stayed at.

LEGO launches Cybertruck build. 10/10

I thought nobody would notice I lost my paddle if I just pretended it was still there

"A comprehensive guide to all of the dinosaurs" by Tiny Snek Comics

damn this one is deep

A friend gifted this coffee mug to my dad.

Relatable

i’m in the hospital for the week as i’ve just been diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. this was on the card that came with the flowers my sisters sent me

Be thankful

The only sensible course of actions

A losing battle, but a valiant one

It’s the good kind of fat though...

Anyone else relate

Delusion vs. Reality

I almost had his pot of gold. But those ***s are tricky with where they end their rainbows

Looking forward to Thanksgiving arguments

My boyfriend is cooking thanksgiving dinner for our family and friends today and this will be me.

Menopause is a hell of a thing