let me get uhhh

Jim Halpert would be proud.

Don't be tricked by Fool's Chocolate!

So what is all this about coins?

History lessons are everywhere.

Best pain scale ever. Found at my wife’s doctors office.

So I just do what I normally do

Lets amit it no one reads these tiltles

Hearing the mariah carey christmas song for the first time this year versus the 1500th time

" Thanks for knocking out that gas bill Dad! "

He is behind me right now

Meowijuana gift I just received

I perfected this in high school. Still works today!

Russian Chad

Cookies for Santa?

The most adorable drink in the galaxy

These lawn ornaments are getting more realistic

As Andy grew older, all of his toys had to sit motionless and watch him masturbate.

russian spongebob

My coworker came to the office holiday food fest dressed like Mr. Hanky.

So I got bored on one of my flights...

When people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Easy artwork

I'll just have an apple pie then!

Richard Scarry’s Cybertruck

I call this one, starving for attention

*** Aaron

I didn’t make this but I do appreciate it

People were fast on this one

Heyooooo

Prince Andrew with a 15 year old Escort.

And all the other Bethesda games

WHATS IN IT?

Santa... I don't feel so good

It's a dog's life

One last wish

major spoiler

Got the license plates for my new car... why me?

Attempts to clean it are temporary and futile.

The whole galaxy knows!

Creatures of freedom

Admit it, Caveman Bikers are Cool..

Good thing hell is wheelchair accessible.

; )

Different kind of food

Apple now offers backwards compatibility.

Get off the table!

HE KNEW

Even you can save the planet, one line at a time

sleep tight ***crusader

School is very good at enforcing this rule

A Day at the Beach

Currently on a chase around town

This must have happened a lot

thank you palpatine, i see the errors of my ways

sassygay

What kind of dog it this?

Big iron

An appropriate holiday gift for those special co- workers! Whiskey River Soap Co. take all my money

Sad travis

idk if its funny but it makes me happy

Just how I’m feeling rn

Just seen the only bumper sticker I’ve ever liked

Impeach

A true christening!

A true gamer knows

My week old daughter shredding a sick air guitar solo

Just thought this would go here.

Yes. This is my dog.

My baby’s ultrasound or Darth kidious

Had no idea I did this until I got this letter

Meme of the decade goes to...

Who knew, they make toys based on my life choices

My playlists are weird

Image status: SICK

Call of the wild

"Used, older model. VHS only, no wifi or bluetooth. $20 obo. Christmas is coming!"

From the tap please?

Weeb Awards 2019

Hardcore Parcour [OC]

Gaming chairs.

Doctor's on strike

You only see it the first time and never again!

BabY YOdA shOuLd bE

fix

The motivation I need

its a form of loss

*stab*

They'll mess you up real baaaaaaad

F I G H T

Salute your shorts.

Be careful how you decorate...

nyyyyeeeeeeeeee

Ugly Holiday Sweater Day at work

There are only two options

Their best album

No longer honest work

Big Iron: Class: A, Rank: one and nineteen more

Classified: the Apollo 10 poop incident

Perfect !!