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Like rolling a one-sided dice
Ya like jazz?
The toilet paper size war has gotten out of control
This Christmas I found a new way to disappoint my wife
If I wanted to be blind I would look at the sun
bad and naughty children get to into the fire apartment
Australian sense of humour endures
I was eating nachos from the gas station...
Merry Christmas Iran
I'm super confused... is this supposed to hold something together, or let it go?
My dog doesn’t care lol
At that moment he knew, he needed more
I can't stop laughing send help
Extra whip, please ;)
I found a portal to Narnia in my bathroom
Customer service how may I help you
Somebody once told
The Simpsons did it again.
back just in time
"so this is how much my family loves me"
As the prophecy had foretold
Friends Don't Hurts Each Other
moms are always the best
The eternal Anglo strikes again
My best friend's parents are slowly but surely replacing her pictures with their dog
Update: I’ve framed it. Gotta a couple calls from the Smithsonian and Getty
Found on top of the Hilton Head lighthouse
Don't try this at home
Some Things Follow You Forever
So that’s what happened!
Hate to see it
Tried so hard
Nailed that interview
Hitler wasn't even a nationalist, wth
I can only milk bulls blindfolded
this time it might not be a joke
Can't help but laugh every time I walk by the kitchen sink.
those sneaky ***s
This one is for RO, our resident Chechen
I give 5star review.
recreating the runway at home
Goat loading 47%...
Wizards, no sense of right and wrong
I dont even know what to write
The Sandwich of Consent
A rare albino UPS truck out in the wild.
A plaque has been placed to commemorate the man who once slipped on ice on national television in Ireland.
Chilly outside today
How Luigi got his mansion.
It's over Trump
That dress reminds me of something.
I have to use my full power, just this once
Spotify have some cracking playlists
Slavic gangsta's paradise
king of the black people
come on, get it right
Save the ***n planet
Better than Big Broken Arrow
Lord works in mysterious ways
Revolt, revolt damn you
life is good sometimes
The glow up was real.
Tell me again how gamers are not an oppressed class
the future is bright
Chadwick Boseman vs Diego Maradona?
Look out China, it's Genghis time
Food please ...
That's what you get for thinking outside the box
I want to see a rendition of Crawling by Linkin Park but with Mongolian throat singing
why doesnt it feel good
Shout-out to my dog.
The difference between can and could
He never forgot
Children are the future I guess
sexism is also wack
Seize the moment
Found this gem on amazon
YOOOO- wait what
Reading books is for retards, this is how real science is conducted