Might as well be a doctor

son

May shorten the CPU’s lifespan

Its perfect. We need more of these

Beep beep comin through

My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven't heard from them since.

That face thought.

Found this little gem in a toilet at a sports pub at London Victoria.

I've been complaining about work to my gf all day, this is her response. OC she drew

Enough with the filters

he was feline pretty good about himself

Let us speak to the manager for you.

'Le Batman'

day three of my promise to draw one grumpy animal per day for the whole of 2020

While playing Duplo with my kids something looked familiar

I almost had no ailments

I bet that room is extra...

My kiddos were so adamant that we just drove past an ostrich chilling outside a restaurant, that we had to double back and investigate.

Thank god Yoda is green

This looks like a fever dream

This might be the best anti-littering sign ever!!!

but it should be.

Truth Cookie.

Now this is interesting.

Find one that’s working

It really whips the Llama's ass

im sad now

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Independent Royals

ah.

Hold on boss, lemme flip this bacon

Found this gem on a friends Snapchat story

666 182

Jack Nicholson’s son looks like the love child of Leonardo DiCaprio and John Mayer

magimck

I'm just doing what you asked...

hmoe

Comes with all the STD's

Number one cause of death

Who can beat him?

this says a lot about society

I agree with his statement

New year! New workout...

Party like the nation's on fire

Via the empirical method

Research Paper Chart

Quite possibly this is my favorite merch ever.

They’re back!

Pervert on the bus

And the "not my job" award goes to...

Hey, how are you?

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

No more rhymes, I mean it!!!!!

Waterproof “socks”

Grandma?

There is no "win" anymore

Trickle down economy or Pinata economy?

Felt cute, might destroy later

Rainbow Six: Seizure

I like the 3D oriented build

Appropriate headline.

Hotel door signs: do not disturb and please clean room

Doc told us to write yes on the knee to replace before surgery. We took it further.

taine_elson 2

I pick the Joker

respect baboons

Thats the most metal thing I've ever seen

THOTS

that's a double whammy, aa

On a bike

What a dick head!

Sheltered

⚠️Caution⚠️ A demonic possession has been detected

Relatable

Let’s get him back to the North Pole guys.

Plague Doctor masks based on different birds

this is the way

I am stil amazed by that windmill thing... mindblown tbh

How Adam Driver was created.

Oh shi-

But that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good

Mmmmm, lemony fresh

What about girls that do krokodil?

Meanwhile in Michigan...

My wife asked me to make sure it was obvious which eggs were hard boiled.

Ahhh it makes sense now

Made me lol to much

So I found this on an iPad display at my local Costco

This is the most Rodney Dangerfield thing ever

Princess Beach

Apparently this is what my kid drew in kindergarten today. And yes- It’s a naked man looking between his legs.. and that is indeed his butt-crack.

I painted the Bob Ross dog

Where I get my meat slapped and tucked between some buns

I dropped ribena on my dog's favourite toy. Wife had a mild panic attack!

Failed to load strings for your template, try again later.

My teacher computer

I done reckon it do be like that

Asked my boss if I could leave early, he said when hell freezes over. I’ll see ya tomorrow

Tuff times out here

*big sip*