What about girls that do krokodil?

Meanwhile in Michigan...

My wife asked me to make sure it was obvious which eggs were hard boiled.

Ahhh it makes sense now

Made me lol to much

So I found this on an iPad display at my local Costco

This is the most Rodney Dangerfield thing ever

Princess Beach

Apparently this is what my kid drew in kindergarten today. And yes- It’s a naked man looking between his legs.. and that is indeed his butt-crack.

I painted the Bob Ross dog

Where I get my meat slapped and tucked between some buns

I dropped ribena on my dog's favourite toy. Wife had a mild panic attack!

Failed to load strings for your template, try again later.

My teacher computer

I done reckon it do be like that

Asked my boss if I could leave early, he said when hell freezes over. I’ll see ya tomorrow

Tuff times out here

*big sip*

Get Out - Royal Family Edition

The accidental angel wing

it's only day two of drawing my one grumpy animal per day and my husband says I've already gone too far

any functioning adult for 2020!

Si vous plait

Is Ohio even real?

The duality of man

Will it snow tonight?

the absolute mad lad

Jan I go to the bathroom?

This local lingerie stores wall art

The face of a golden retriever feels like home

Gimme dat shit

This dog looks like Bob Ross

Excuse me while I go do some research for science.

A mirror or a portal.

Ask that one guy from Spongebob

Clothes & hoes...

This kid knows how to get what he wants

Weirdest town names in every state

There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!

At least hes the legitimate emperor

Inspiring, might try this at home

Four-legs!

yes

Well we've come full circle mates

In Canada, even the lions play hockey!

The world is going nuts

My dad's been having a problem with some beavers. I sent this to him but he didn't get the reference.

Facebook is tripping

I'd be an excellent guest

Man has his priorities..

My team left me this gift on my desk this morning

Dont do this to yourselves guys

Yo they’re great.

I mean

My old roommate used to give out business cards to the curious and annoying

Anarchy

Selling my johnwater for all you thirsty gamers

Anon and his grandpa have a chuckle

brgr

Wholesome

Anybody know of any good Orthopedic doctors

Thanks to WIII most of us won't have to worry about having a midlife crisis anyway

so thats how plushies come to existence

Oooooooopsssss!

quake

Excuse you

nice

Funny sign i came across

US Treasury wildin

Borgar

Accurate

Dat awkward silence

Not Half-Life SFX, but Half-Life nonetheless

cheems

Like rolling a one-sided dice

Ya like jazz?

The toilet paper size war has gotten out of control

This Christmas I found a new way to disappoint my wife

_C_

If I wanted to be blind I would look at the sun

bad and naughty children get to into the fire apartment

*shunk*

'Stralia

IRL shitposting

Australian sense of humour endures

I was eating nachos from the gas station...

more power

Merry Christmas Iran

I'm super confused... is this supposed to hold something together, or let it go?

My dog doesn’t care lol

At that moment he knew, he needed more

I can't stop laughing send help

Extra whip, please ;)

I found a portal to Narnia in my bathroom

Customer service how may I help you

Somebody once told

The Simpsons did it again.

powmder

"so this is how much my family loves me"

As the prophecy had foretold