Wife told me to stop buying junk food and eat more vegetables.... Marriage is about compromise

going to pick the Jock, the nerd might have the power of God AND anime

I am the surprise

The ring of fire

Snoopy + Kandinsky = Snoopinsky

This one made me smile!

Medick

Leaving the conventional makes us unique

I need to see this popup more often

TIMMAY

I bet you didn't know

Love exploring the back roads of my town.

" But I want to spend ALL my time with you babe...!

The guy behind me can't see

omg literally me

Ok, who did it?

Four

Baby?!?

the man's straight up wilin'

God give me a sign

Topless bartenders

This is how Paper beats Rock.

I hate chess.

We are but a sum of what we fantasize about defending ourselves from

Old but new

Totally useless

society

They ***ed up.

face reveal

das gay

Funny proposal

Waste not ,want not

So many ads

Rice farmers be OP.

Check out what my friend got me for Birthday

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY

That's me now

This shoe repair shop sign

when post-nut clarity hits you hard

It really do be like that sometimes

Lifehack

Optimistic

Just another overly dramatic post.

actual year when India becomes a superpower

#oven

HD edition

Rip HDL. At least you kind of live on through brainyrs

Ah, free refreshments

My cat is able to somehow open up the cabinets. He finally got into his stash of catnip. Lesson learned.

It’s cold, my car window broke while open and my wife is stubborn.

it rattled, that mean's it is GOURMET

Pew pew

I believe you have my stapler...

qt ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

Plan B activated

Got your nose, you silly gargoyle.

In our continuing series, “Why cats are adorable ***s”.

My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a ***.

Say hello to Trainy McTrainface!

Angels and demons

We knew it!

Yaaas queen

Caught the Golden boys snuggling

We stray further from god everyday

Squirrels have been watching too much Avengers

Robbery 101

accurate

You guys better gather up at 7.00 pm sharp or you'll miss the show.

It gets worse the longer you look

Northern Chad

Adorable highland calf

Work was slow, I made a “Chainsaw”.

Where’s the flag?

"This ain't my movie"

I’m this old

It's rainy day.

You might be a redneck...

Bro, stop the ***ing car! Heaven!

Extra Absorbent

Poor wee pup!

pepowant

oh no

So old!

“Pro”test

Degenratewood

This guy socks

Interesting billboard right?

I would watch it

Thank you Gary.

This is like a walk in the park compared to his job...

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Every shopping mall should have

Oddly uncomfortable, if I'm honest!

Mommy's Little Helper

You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

35 but same applies...

Parents brought us this monstrosity "It's brand new, you can have it!"

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

Phantasm

Toss a coin to your Bean.