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... God that hurts
A new gender I just chose
ANYTHING OTHER THAN ONE!
A little chemistry joke
It has ran your program before you started it too
She decided to dry herself on the couch after swimming in the pool. Can you see the outline of my dog?
Back in my day!
Don't say you weren't warned
Imagine a Life of Luxury
It's always darkest just before the dawn
I would take it
My dad was admitted to the hospital. This is his bathroom. It's not one-way glass.
It’s a conundrum, I tell you.
Take two and call me next year
My daughter’s secret handiwork... I just found this and now I can’t stop laughing.
Yep, this is probably why I have really bad eyesight...
Rich in protein
I can’t unsee the resemblances...
Oh the audacity.
I'd be an actor
I mean... they’re not wrong
Made this so I can reject girls nicely.
or trump, or prince andrew, or probably a lot more people you dont even know breh
Never trust the Greeks
A candid shot from a friend’s wedding. I don’t know the backstory but this is a priceless picture.
Thanks for rubbing that in, Netflix
Its true im british I was there
S M O O C H I N G T I M E
Drove by an apartment I lived in around 1994 for the nostalgia. Was not expecting whatever is going on here...
Technically correct is the best kind of correct
Pick up or delivery
My boss said we could no longer wear masks with text on them. The mask I wore today:
Really funny NHL.
only 65°c Smh
S t r o n k
Good ol hand in hot water
ENough of this madness
Got the moves
Dad on phone = no bark
Driving home from a family gathering, this made me laugh:
Add it to the list
I guess we will never know.
That's my favorite part
saw this at a liquor store
Ok, I’m finally sold on a mask.
A hero amongst men
That's a pro gamer move
No sound needed.
He’s my hero
As someone from Liverpool, I can only imagine this is 100% true
He wanna play PlayStation so bad
Please can I join
Not my fault if they are so dummy thick
Cats are good
Rate my set up
Advertising on the next level
Has anyone seen Higgins?
I'm just disappointed
My 2020 pillow
I appreciate the ingenuity
Anyone want to guess why I just had the worst cup of tea in my life?
always have been
Murica don't want arabic numerals lol
So I got my dog a jean jacket...
risk it all
Recorded for Quality Assurance.
Month of September footage leaked
It's called a Cowch
reverse uno card
You'll need it to load the mother-in-law into the truck
He isn't kitten around
Life is hard for a player
I don’t know if this belongs here sorry if it doesn’t any way my family is moving and my mom decided this is how we’re saying good bye to our pain in the neck neighbor
THIS IS HARAM !!!
defense tactic 100
When you have been with another biatch
Have I seen you in my history book before?
The dream job
Guess the song
I'm disturbed at how long it took me to talk myself out of doing it.