I have you now

I tried to be a good uncle and mentored my niece and nephew… I also lost my babysitting privileges.

sexual violence is invented (2019)

Aah yes! It's crazy how time flies

is this the cure to cooming?

Brings a tear to my eye.

What is the meaning of this ...

Template funny haha

just tell what happened

Big Iron time

Highway road chart

n word

Rey who?

This was a wedding gift from my best man

My cat and the neighbor's dog staring each other down everyday. This is their lives now...

Hold up there Buckaroo

You look different from your profile...

Name the most american thing you know of:

A Good Warning

Came accross this on a delivery at work a while back

Everyone has these days

Firefox Windows has been successfully installed!

My daughter asked me to take a pic of her in the snow for her Instagram. Okay!

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a... Beluga?

This is super saiyan Pepe, like to instantly raise your power level over 9000

And all tabs be written on giant notepads in crayon.

Ya'll got anymore of that cat nip?

My dog being reminded that she's not a cat.

Limitless

But how could he be so sure?

My 14 year old brother recently decided he was too cool for us, so my mother decided to go pick him up from school dressed like this.

Day 8 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every single day

This restroom allows you to have an audience to cheer you on while taking a dump.

My men...

A rare photo of a crocodile calling for help

They should have renamed the houses - Wooffindor, Hufflemutt, Ravenpaw and Sloberin. I'd adopt a doggo from Hufflemutt!

Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I'm not allowed to get it any more

origins

Ass family!

Can't say they don't have a good eye.

Hello, ladies!

Dog sticking his head in a dollhouse!

Future stuff

Choo-choo

Ever had an idea that was so brilliant it was stupid?

they're eating all our plants

Darth Jester

Great, another quagmire.

Bathroom sign at a Barcade in Florida

Friendly.

They say dress for the job you want, so I dress like the Willy Wonka of Day Drinking.

UTAH has its issues, but it’s traffic signs are top notch

A guy contacted me on FB Marketplace to buy our kitchen chairs. Upon viewing his profile pic, I've decided to give him the chairs for free.

This is SFW content

This guy took forever to order

You could've had a bad b!tch

Spotted this elusive, almost extinct communication device, in the wild today...

The worlds next Top Chef!

HDLs corpse is still warm

He does need help, I'll give him that

Everybody dies but the eternal ones just stay the same age

Australians are dropping carrots to help animals fleeing bushfires

It's Tuesday

Flavor crystals

It’s an honest question

I couldn't afford a Gwyneth Paltrow candle so I had to make do

This is the bird way

yes

fast

A true piece of 2020

My best friend in winter

Instructshunal video

surf's up

coomed

I'm not a fan

uncacceptable

Threat Of Mom

d o n k e y m e m e

If 15+ years give you Han Solo, I guess my wife figures 25+ allows her to freak me out with a Xena in the shower. Scares me EVERY TIME.

Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

MournHub

My dad sent me this a few weeks after a fishing trip, cracked me up

Well played

walked right into that imperial ambush

When Storm Brendan hits...

Living the good life

Next level confidence!

Confused cat. 10 year old cat we adopted after being caged for almost two years since no one would take him. He started chasing this mouse but I think the mouse won...

Amazon vs Wish

Proud mother of three kids and one hard-working modem.

Cheems is god

There are some advantages to being married for 15+ years. Like you can scare your wife with the cardboard figure you found buried in the garage that she bought you five years ago.

How'd she get her forehead in someone else's profile pic

movement

A little flood can't stop our soccer banquet

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doctor, why can i feel both hands on my shoulders?

modern day socrates

La creazione di Adamo / The Creation of Adam

Sorry yall