My wife bought our 10 year old daughter a new planner for school. She should have browsed through it before letting her take it to school.

Just grow up faster lol

Thot patrol prime

Tarpon Inn, Mustang Island, Port Aransas, Texas

Scammer sent me a fake invoice so I sent one right back

Anyone need some dead batteries?

Black spots

The farce is strong with this joke

Berd

First day at music school

Jason rides a roller coaster

Oblivious Fashion

Have you heard of the 1000 Jews who died of the c-virus?

gllAaRgGdlldLGRhhlgrlARRgarhHagr

Election is just another battle

no chill

Wtf Tesco?????

Eat with those clothes on.

Measuring Like a Canadian

modern chings require modern chongs

Gamblr

This ad aged well

haha, yes

She could've been my neighbour. Also, damnit Carlos

Success never enters

Aw that's hot

Golden Succ

The husband is trying to enter house late with the silence but wife uses the technology that even NASA doesn't have.

EPIC NEW WR ((FAST)) ANY %

I repent and ask forgiveness for my sins.

the Führers secret arms project

burger.

Big sad

Take Two!!!

They weren't British so they weren't wrong

A very happy man.

Typical HL user

Valentine's Day is coming to haunt us

Uhh...

Friends cat does this every time she changes her bedding

Well I guess we're all racist now

you can't fight capitalism with blue balls

yes man, throw him of the dam

Congrats!

Fancy Restaurant

Just another person tired and sick of receiving these stuff

Why am I pulling my son’s middle school concert’s program out of my pocket?

The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.

The big evolution has begun

title

MotherFukker

Biology scares me

Saved some money on DNA test

Thanks for the refund Spectrum.

This belong here

Dogs are the funniest

Already fully stocked, thanks

secret digger on big rigger

Look again. There are only two dogs in this photo.

Dogs Calendar

I've been healthy for 3 years now

tradition

many doors

Be prepared

Accurate and funny.

The key to weight loss is portion control

Found at my work.

First & Last Day As A Walmart Greeter

Waldo finally at peace.

You like bad boys?I'm bad at everything...

Rock Music

Kid made loads of these and put them up all over a local high school.

if you like this then give it a vote, it's logic.

Kevin Post Malone

choose your fighter

Apparently my friend adopted the Koolaid man

Uh hello, based department?

totally understand this.

Believe it, it airs the room up

Tom Holland's insecurities.

That’s all folks!

ALPHA, BRAVO... RED LIGHT!

Mewtosis

You put cone on my head, I sit on your face..

My friend works in a charity shop and had this donated.

Mum posted this picture of her 14yo son's face while watching J.Lo at the super bowl.

No mistakes

Bombs away!

Google street view stitched this SUV into a 6 door 6 wheel drive monster!

Longing for Friday

I opened up the playdough and was greeted by this

refugees welcome

He's going to say the N- word!

Old laptops do be like dat

Look out my dudez

The Negotiator

The only limo we can afford

SIMBA... aaaaa misjengaaaaaa. baba bee babaja

Low-Level Grind

I wanna be a werewolf...