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And here I thought I was going to church every day of the week.
Tattoo under UV
why is his D so small?
And my drunk father
They said, "get a dog, he will protect you.." meanwhile. My DOG?
Keep your bread and weiners safe my friends
Welcome to my offish
He got game !!
Mum was worried about my mountain trek so calmed her nerves with this
Buzz off, mom
Local asian restaurant has instructions on how to use chopsticks, including what to do if you can't
Atleast someone is trying
Extraterrestrial invasion !
poems are the best
Instead of running away
How to be a good boy
It truly was
Power of makeup :)
Because he's Batman
Off to the pub!
Linda got no chills
Praise me woman
If only this could happen more often
Ikea Heights. look it up
The right way to carry your boss's body after you kill him
E A T D R Y W A L L
Do it fast
Finally some rain mates!
Saw this at a local Walmart
WHAT THE *** DID YOU JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND
a brilliant mind, enjoying a brilliant life
luv u mom
Better than the image version
What's your worthy video?
I like to bring unnecessary product idea to life, so today I created the JiffyFlosser.
These people trying to retrieve keys locked in the car. They are missing their window of opportunity.
He's not really good at it tho
Kill it kill it kill it!
You son of a ***, I’m in
Stolen from Nex.
My Grandma and her "small" stromboli.
No phones, please
This sucks but imma post it anyway
Every single time!!!
How phones will look like in the near future
Meanwhile at the Jurassic Park office
Nice football player
An actual photo of my house
Meal prep done right
Who has a Bob Cat
Red fire truck aren't allowed
Someone is trying to secure his future !
Generation-X Weirding Module.
Entropy was a mistake
This hurts my soul...
I dont believe you
Even Bert and Ernie needs your financial support!
Thank you for noticing
Such a good boy!
Filling up my car, when suddenly
Face-swapping, with a tattoo
Seriously something to ponder over
“Everywhere I look. I’m reminded of her.” -Frank Drebin
Austria, where even the car parks have no fun
Someone made a mood ring toilet seat and now I can’t stop thinking that I want one.
Jersey of the Year award goes to...
I photoshopped a Gorilla into an Eggplant for your viewing pleasure.
Ah yes maybe
My little brother made this and I had to share it..
Single malt to single man.
George de Mestral. RIP
Dj Fire Hazard has arrived
Can't believe some people still think the moon landing was faked.
God of death
A cool dirtbike or sumn
Saw this in my library
Time to pick up Grandpa
80s commercials were top-tier shitposts