Call the burn unit

Yes honey I paid 15$ for this guitar

This is the best fortune I’ve ever had!

I always hate it when a piece is missing

Just like 80 years ago

My son cut his Mario hat off. Didn’t realize it was Ron Jeremy hiding under there.

I saw a post about a towel animal left by hotel staff a few days ago, so I thought I'd share the one they left for me :)

This is a man who lifts

Gotta blast

Attention idiots

k911

Once upon a time in Italy

Don't you hate it when that 1 month free trial ends and the subscription begins?

Guten Tag

Well that's just not cool.

Ricardo except he's a 20 mike mike SAPHEI turret

Someone deserves an oscar

New mug

Kitty gets a gentle ride ^w^

A little family R&R

KablamHead [OC]

My girlfriend has a mouse in her house, so her cousin took it upon himself to do what was necessary

title of post

It's all pink on the inside

Old habits die hard

I got a new graphics card for my computer, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like this

Some demons are people

Mobile users excluded

He'll never let you down

He's in serious need of a cold shower.

:^)

Perfect timing. Thank you murderer

turkpost

Netflix recipe

Get the boat Noah!

Bo Burnham is a God.

Someone taped this to my wipes at work

The cookies weren't made wrong, they just had an alternate inspiration

METAphor

GDQ is for noobs

How it really be

I wanna see how it ends

I gotta be careful where I sit. These tan lines are going to be hard to explain..

it is what it is

NASA lied to you

I thought that was always the rule.

Two sisters and their brother

Everytime

A happy couple

Here's how to do it properly :)

double the fun

Child

Voices in my head

get off my back, old man

U h h

Don't tell them I uploaded this

Equal Opportunities Post #2

Seems logical

Google's always listening...

This birthday card my grandma sent me

Equal Opportunities Post #1

Yes

Squeal like a Piglet

always be friendly to the quiet kid

Hand restoring cream?

changing my own tires today

Pizza date

It’s one of the Ten Commandments

Don't worry guys we're safe here

Solid point

Who says there ain't shit going on in Ohio?

When my friends with kids try to make me feel guilty about my decision to never have any.

Happy Mardi Gras from Bobbie Ross

My buddy sent this to me today. Made me chuckle

Cell repair 'request'

So I asked the Dominos guy to write a funny joke in the pizza box on the special description and got this

Jesus... would you look at the time.

Sad Story Of Yahoo

Slim Carrey

Cursed,.‘

Who else hates Chevy ads

Passive Aggressive Food Preferences

An alpaca has two llama legs.

In video chat

HDMI kids would not understand this

Don’t do Milk kids.

You get what you effin’ deserve!

ęggplant

Just noticed this gem after 2 years of eating lunch at Red Robin on my break.

Pizza time!

Nice suggestion.

Harsh sentence

Top floor please!

My friend just figured out that the snapchat filters work on her chest tattoo.

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, THEN WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS :)

Hello I am table

Not for every plant

As a dog owner I can relate with this

Ethel and Clarence just now learning what a roommate is

Women only think about one thing