Most kids go for a nap with a blanket or a teddy... my daughter took a bottle of garlic mayo
Maintenance is in no hurry
Sea doggo
geh
Probably mad because we know that birds are fake
Yeah, first day at school
wait
So you know what’s happening right now in earth?
A good book!
[Big Iron intensifies]
I get get you.
Infinite profit
I'm just up at 5 in the morning trying to shave my legs, alright
after checking my wallet
Some people wanted it, so here we go again
death was way to good for him
#sorts by new ironically [OC]
Happy birthday, Google Maps.
give yourselves a hand
M i n e c r a f t
My friend who is a teacher confiscated this today
Weird noise intensify
Breakup translations
The answer is 25%
My brother-in-laws Instagram story... hahah
My husband was having a crappy day at work, so I hid over 30 pairs of googly eyes all over the apartment. Some of them he won't find for a few months.
Excellent translation, Google!
it do be like that
Let’s remember how N.C handled snow last winter, they are expecting 2 inches tomorrow.
What happened to our doctors
Don't know if this has been posted or not. But its perfect.
True Art ❤️
Eggs?
Tallinn museum humor.
Getting called daddy is gross and a turnoff. Not even a turn off, just a total power blackout
Resisting the temptation
Smh
and
thiccneckbois
LoL
A friend’s dog had an accident to her tail so they came up with a unique sling to keep the tail stabilized and I cannot stop laughing at it.
Alfa Romero put a hidden message for fans who tried to lighten their ‘sneak peek’ photo
Lose your earbuds? There's an app for that.
A piece of tape makes you a hacker according to Business Insider
It’s worse than I thought..
must be hard for those that can't
For you, I'll be all three of them
naruto, tag me in
true kings
He's done for.
Smelly coins
Perfect 5 out of 7
superrare
music intensifies
*Fried Noises*
19-thirty-Nein
graph
I'm the knight who says Ni....
Slav thing
Watch me!
How far will you go???
Those Scandinavians
well obviously
Hood
So like how tf i do taxs?
Wonderwall
I want the truth!
Can you feel the hype?
Hope your happy
oh no
The answer to the old question.
The time has come
*mongolian throatsinging stops*
He's a little behind
I heard that
Targeted Advertising
3rd person time
You get what you deserve.
After helping with a project at our house, my dad accidentally took my husband's drill bit home in his pocket. We asked he just put it somewhere safe until the next time we see him...he obliged.
Cacti gone wild
Applying for her job
Seen this on the Freeway today!
The new Final Fantasy looks sick!!!
Classic Bob.
Trifecta of comedy that would have tickled a 13 year old me
When my grandma finally agreed to replace her 50 year old kitchen floor, my uncle saved a tile and framed it for remembrance. RIP 1963 - 2015
Babies make everything easier though, right?
What we've been waiting for.
My tax return was really good this year, I guess I can spoil myself.
i’ve seen worse setups
Hear that children, that's the good stuff
I mean, someone had to notice
Talking sense..
Kinky Kicks
He's right though
I hear ya
day 43 of me drawing a grumpy animal every single day and by this stage I can't stop
practicing self love
Miss cuckette
Google knows me too well...