and NAKED, the god damn slut

My best friend and I have spent the past two years sending photoshopped photos of one another back and forth, and I think he may have won the war with this one

ohhh

costs money to fuϲk a hooker

Girls: If boys don't use paper after peeing, then how do they clean ? Boys:

yea why?

**ehemmmm**

So this is what they have resorted too...

this is the kind of support i expect from you

the holy triple venn

I want to visit the guillotine church

My goals are beyond your understanding.

when he runs, it's like thunder

Is it cosplay?

I can't unsee.

This gave me a chuckle.

Coronavirus in the U.S.

Come in here and look at this

They say dogs look like their owners

Interesting choice for a carry-on

What are the gun laws again?

I did not enjoy February. I did nooot.

The drinking and bowling bell curve

She’s going to kill me

Not mine, but had to share.

Painfully true...

Look out CO

Ur a mean one Mr.

Grease me up woman.

Girl Scouts outside of a dispensary. Seen in Colorado.

NO DANISH!

Go Weegee

That's how physics works

Ric Flair looks like Lucius Malfoy and Peter Pettigrews love child.

It was shaggy all along

I ***ed up leaving my windows open while shampooing my carpet.

I saw this at the doctor’s office today.

Molecule

WhErE iS tHe PASSWORD ?!

unlike most I actually do know what to do in this case.

I want to live here

They really stepped up advertising in Chicago

"One race, the human race" and other funny tales

What did you expect?!

An old one, but a great one...

Wait, am I the weirdo?

I photoshopped a woman and a squirrel

You can't spell colonization without colon

Crappy superpower

Always so helpful

95% of domestic violence is against boxes

Unforgettable DJ

This is where the fun begins

Sounds like they both had a great time :)

Saw a bunch of Instagram mom's do letterboards. Thought I'd give it a go.

Best Disney Princess Cosplay Ever

Are you there God?

Some "inspirational" Home decor I made. Just for fun.

Spider Plan

How to travel when there’s a global pandemic

Bulgaria represent

Coronavirus chart

tiny plot twist

Ha ha got your nose

Now you know where the Mask Shortages Come From.

Do we still say "doggo"

Behold the horse

take your wheelchair and fake ass eye and see yourself walk out

This hurts me more than you'll ever know

First coffee

Weebs sold separately

Anon goes bananas

Good Feeling

This is funnier than it should be

Naughty girl.

That’s right keep scrolling

Who wants gay bacon?

Andre you dumb ***

In the ass

Middle school me

false rape accusations are pretty tempting...

Welp

remember to box your beats like the delivery men are actively destroying your package

This is a bit odd

Just buy a MAC.

Introverts are ready for this

the virgin trap vs the chad trans(former)

U didn't see me.... I'm a cat

I see you

A B Y S S

disgostang

freaking autocorrect

the status of HL [OC]

Meanwhile... in my fridge

How much does knowledge cost?

You guys are getting the RN me

You were warned before!

We know its filtered!

He finally met his hero

Got a picture or two of my dog, his facial expressions looked similar.