My dad keeps turtles. I started the training. Soon i'll have my own personal bodyguards!

Neil deDrax Tyson

The real reason I have to hoard toilet paper

kiddiefiddler

The doctor is ready!!!

I'm still upvoting Trumpy

*sweating intensifies*

Subtitles and Smilies really tie videos together

10am gin and tonic

This grocery store gets it!!

My German Shepherd's secret identity is BatDog

what is the fear of homes though?

Someone put this sticker on my police car today

Ah yes like clockwork

Jack Black is Me

Dogs are decent people

Oooh Wah Ah Ah Ah!

I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got

italy on lockdown

Sorry almost did it again

Just plug the cord back in duh

Wait, it's gone limp again

Always

Thanks, I hate it.

credit

Tonight, we feast.

I scream but god does not hear me

I think I got COVID-19's fortune

Legends call it a photoshop.

Mr. Wang has had enough.

It's mostly air

:-)

Be sure to practice safe sex!

Oh the Tyranny....

In search of the perfect sock mate!

Mom! You've made a huge mistake!

UnorthoDoc

My boss hand stitched us something to keep moral high.

society

I don't do miracles

I photoshopped a lion and a squirrel

Interrupting turtle cycle.

remember, remember

swim

Beat that

It's a blessing from the gods!

Don't tell 'em

Cream gravy

I'm no expert but I am pretty sure that there is a kid who's about to get slapped into next Tuesday!

100 year old Finnish lady gets strippers for her birthday! From Helsinki Sanomat

Ozzy Osborne is the strongest

fb evolution

Office etiquette 2020

Which is it??

Someone put a toy in front of my rear camera.

you're Dima-DONE here

Running ......

Silver lining .

Advertising level at it's peak

Uh oh, it’s spreading.

Meanwhile, in Sydney...

Panicking is an art

Sup gang

Ain't worth it

0 weakness

See you guys!

To make face masks out of bra.

nice trick

It's not gay if it's TSA

Bedum TSSS...

One of the big mysteries of the universe

Revolution

Ummm, No...

go ahead

That’s great

Wash wash scrub scrub

My god those eyes...

658442

200 in one clip! Wow

I'll get my Upvote if this ain't a damn RE

Ironman I am once again asking for

There are the most western nation, physically

Sometimes adult life not so great

master skywalker what will we do?

My neighbor is challenging the mailman.

This is tragic

make it double

Probably most of them TBH

Playground vandalism

lol

The best firewall

gogogo

Probably the best idea I'll have today, sadly

Types of biologist

She's got another ten thousand rolls in the Cayman Islands

Technically correct

throwing shade at the orgy:

This could be a scene in an horror movie

Can’t be too careful

Just realized my soap wasn’t working because it’s literally a block of cheese