When the boss calls a surprise video conference mid Quarantine

Told my Irish boyfriend to expect a sexy surprise on his lunch break

Doctors: Don’t worry, the x-ray is harmless. Also doctors:

This one hits a little close to home

Foreign contaminant!

F...

Lol idiot

I love watching dumpster fires from afar

Coronavirus is going to turn us all into communists

Smort

Found this in my closet. Figured the double entendre was fitting today. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Peace.

They look worried??

Guys! I don't have to worry about the Coronavirus anymore because apparently I'm just gonna be incinerated on Saturday!

Staying positive in times of despair

High stakes poker.

Had to wear my favorite green shirt today but also be socially responsible.

Be safe out there.

Took a picture of my beautiful sister :)

Lord of the Simps

This is the future furries want

My local newspaper has jokes..

We never learned.

Think before you judge

THERE IS NOTHING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

Developer sense of humor

Hello, stupidest thing I’ve ever done

Coming in May

Scariest thing I've seen

Reality Now

Sorry Bubblebass, no pickles were forgotten today

time to lock up

oww

I don’t think parents have ever related to this more.

slappity slap slap slap

chad

tentin parentino

Are we going on a holiday?

Cheesey

Bataille de L'Aldi on Arc de Triomphe revamping

No one is gonna miss their stop

The look on his face “Can you be serious for a moment?”

Day 6 of no sports

I have received the results , this morning . I'm ok !,

Ireland right now.

What a dumb ass II.

welp

shoot

Toilet wars

So can we start dressing like this now, or is there a specific amount of time that needs to pass?

Damn

nice

I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees

These two little cows look so similar you could almost mistake them for twins

On Next Week's Episode of the Twilight Zone....

Mothers now that schools are canceled.

This will help wipe out that virus

And no mini doughnuts or slideshows

The younger generation may not get it

makes me NUT faster than new people can get infected

smord

when you see a bird

Stayin’ safe during this Coronavirus pandemic, cut off from the world.....wha-what’s this?

...

Got this shirt for my dad 8 years ago but he just found out that Tony Stark wore it in Age of Ultron

The truth though...

Welcome.....

hitori overdrive

he happy

Poor guy T-Rex!

Blessing in disguise for some

On the back of my friends' wedding RSVP card

Just a normal life

just got tested im good

Ouch!! Hurts just thinking about it!

my friend got a two for one fortune in a cookie today. not looking like good advice.

Shit has gotten real out there.

I laughed at this

Remember to lock up your grandparents so they don't catch coronavirus

Rough times can change a man....

Plague players know.

What a difference a decade makes

But I did, and I’m ashamed of myself.

"In Monk we trust."

Down to my last roll, trying not to panic . . .

I wanted Zombies!!!

When the quarantine is finally over.

When the wife is happy there's no sports

It’s IMPORTANT during this schoolless time to keep everyone on a schedule so here Is mine.

Cookie decorating is the perfect social isolation activity

Many years running.

My brother's nickname, compliments of George Washington

Gotta love the people in my town

Adrian Pimento knew it all along

Deathtrap

SOCIAL DISTANCING GLOBAL CHAMPION

All the companies giving you their practices.

This wall says it all

Didn't know this 3-year old shirt was going to be turned into a PSA...

Lock your doors

School just got cancelled here in Canada....My 10 year old daughter is more prepared than most adults lol