They want me to write something about myself. I do my best to be funny, and I am short.
62,996 Karma Hunter
Sick Tom Is Sick
Cow, pupper, tazers
Came across this on my morning walk
Limit two, for sanity’s sake.
I don't tread softly and I don't care to tread softly.
From a friend of mine - Sister Felicity Immaculata, Mother Superior of the Order of Eternal Indifference; sends you blessings from quarantine.
Everything is completely fine...
Barbers day 6 of quarantine
Chuckle in free healthcare
Quarantine day 8: No longer single.
Quarantine fun with Mom! Only masks available on-line!
Even the Amish
You don't hear me complaining
It was Tom and they dug the tunnel
Wasn't able to steal the gif :(
'Jesus Christ that dog's massive!'
It'd be fun they said..
Bill Gates must be having a big i told you so moment
R.I.P. Kenny Rogers
johnnyrobot, name him, name your son
Quarantine day 6
Here's a gravity defying trash can
The actual reason behind their extinction
Should've taken notes
The 5 stages
This lady is out getting supplies.
Photoshopped My daughter's Horse
oh my gawd
Hopefully not a repost.
A cat named Sheldon
Take a seat human.
Should i get him
I am everywhere
Sometimes, all you need to do be a superhero is to stay home!
They Sing because they can
LotR is the best.
El Dorado posting
Thank god I'm too lazy to do sports
cheese FOR EVERYONE
They call me names.
Rip and tear until its done
And that makes Sal tonight's biggest loser
Maintain 6 feet at all times
Here's the story....
Social distancing has given me the time to prepare a nice dinner for once.
In an effort to get them to leave, someone in my neighborhood has started posting names and phone numbers of drug dealers on signs. A few have been arrested recently.
2020 in one picture
They duck up big time
*round start music plays*
Enunciation is impotant
It has not been so hard for me.
Congrats to my bro carefully tying the knot
Keep calm y'all
Where is this clinic?
Be professional Phil
One of the many consequences of an epidemic.
The kids are all home, need to home school for the new economy.
And some nice stockings
I broke a hammer trying to pry a nail out of the floorboards and it looks really disappointed in itself
I'm on it!
Work from home... reality
Had my 21st Birthday yesterday. Parents gave me the best present in these dark times.
Saw the dads having a beer, here are some moms having a glass of wine while practicing social distancing
Wick almost had to kill someone.
This guy showed up today outside of my office.
its my art style, deal with it