Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
197,902 7-Year Club
Gonna be a Doctor one day
I have a bad back
Man With Mask
Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan
Sit ups vs squats
My travel plans for the next few weeks!
It should take 20 seconds.
Shit's about to get real
Shout out to all the folks in IT who are low key being heroes behind the scenes to make sure hospitals, emergency services, unemployment websites, & porn archives all stay up & running.
I modified an old Superman comic to make his heroism a bit more contemporary
Anon finally makes sense of it
Sure, why not?
Keep it polished!
And the lie detector says....
Summing up the first quarter of 2020.
How to get your kids to stay at home during the lock down.
necroposting is still posting
sing the pain away
Chugging the World
The new and improved weather forecasting system
Every introverts dream come true
Everyone doing their part
This is even more obvious during the quarantine...
Their hero name would be Cute Jackman
Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.
may I offer you advise in this trying times?
Hearing about all the people not taking COVID-19 seriously always makes me think of this scene.
3rd Reich skills
Essential coming through here
Week two of lockdown...how’s your tiny house now MF?!
That’s what I call PROFIT
Not cursed enough probably belongs here
Just A Chill Thing
Only 90s kids will remember this Coronavirus toy.
Might be on to something...
Wait a second
My “Kiss me I’m Irish” cookie didn’t turn out as well as I would have liked
making room for a starter..
Cellular carriers should use the outbreak map to install more towers in heavily populated areas
Good to know it’s backed by a credible source.
My professor figured out how to add a custom background in Zoom
I'll allow it.
Grandma, keeping it real in these dark times.
30 virginities is worth 1 wizard
You guys like isreal posts right?
b!itch giving me a circumcision
So this movie ages ago, it wsn't really good
Body paint makes you thicc
"all women are queens"
Maybe I shouldn’t have outsourced my homeschooling...
Pfff, I don't feel a thing
The immortal queen
Ok, guys, this time its different.
Let's remember who showed their true patriotic colors after the crisis.
My general condition while working from home under quarantine.
What's your guy's rank?
"Hold my weener"
This is all to real.
Face mask would help
This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco
Together we can win!
For greedy people
Henneth Paltrow was losing her patience at the commoners who kept playing truth-or-dare during social isolation.
Wilson had it right
My township has some funny business owners
Nice quality purse.
Looking through boxes at work... I've hit the motherload!
Let’s satanize everything!
It time to Step up brother
That's one way to bypass quarantine rules
Dommguy goes pew
Italy vs. Norway
Everybody in the US right now
my driving scares me too
When the safety director is at lunchtime