Local strip club is finally clothed.

Took me all afternoon but I regret nothing!

Fossilized warning from Dad, the T-REX.

Skipping class

Rip in f

Only 2010s kids will remember this

Yes

wholesome

kek lifestyle

We are the virus

Teach me your dark powers or else!

Kiss me through the phone, homie </3

Logical

Cowabummer

We live in the best possible timeline

Finally some useful statistics

At least he didn't fúck a chimpanzee

Dude, are you frickin serious?

The anticipation is what keeps me going

My three best friends decided to throw me a surprise birthday party during the quarantine. Thank you Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin!

Covidiot - as seen in Edinburgh

Meet Frank. He comes each day, checks in and watches the morning news. My dachshund considers him a friend now, doesn't even bark anymore.

Shirt found in a shop in Tokyo

Ffs

I'm waiting for the tits

The pinnacle of the US Healthcare system. This will cost you 65536 dollars

very relatable

Or maybe it's a suicide attempt

Say your prayers and eat your vitamins

Half funny

Day 15 of no daycare and working from home. #HealthcareWorker’sPartner

I was always a fan of fine art.

They know because they've seen

Prepare for condom shortage

True

Ffs Susan!

Keith Richards is also alive btw

jail the lolicons

Ya get what ya deserve!

OH NO

This pandemic with its panic buying, Bondi beach parties, and insta-idiots licking toilet seats and supermarket shelves is giving weight to this theory

An amazing way to keep your children occupied during these times...I present to you Rock Cleaning!

I've been called worse.

Let's fight for bill posters!

The dreaded moment of realization

too relatable

Easter is coming!

This is incredible ❤️ !!

The current state of 2020

Coming out of the house after the lockdown.

Strange dog

Sorry about the friendth

This club has EVERYTHING

Finally, it's here

Snarf snarf

The sign at my friends house gave me a chuckle

If 2020 was a car...

Carol did it

Wu-Tang Flan

This book aged well

Rolls since quarantine

Kids playing with water hose during Coast Guard demonstration

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

"I don't like having all these people always around me - normally they leave during the day"

"Stimulus"

I think quarantining may have made my girlfriend clingy

Covid cut.

Well, it's still a win, right?

Giant panther attacks helpless baby croc

The rule of law...

I don't know how long we will survive this

Oh the PAIN!

Not sure if I should be proud or concerned. My daughter said “He’s got the RONA!!!” And started making him a coffin.

Is there a pandemic?

I think I'll let myself out now.

Better don’t cough in public

America first

Love my FBI guy <3

The intended use of a slim Jim

This seems like a trap.

The new GTA game looks wild, and exotic

Heavy breathing (hopefully not from his partner)

Where my girls at?

My social distancing dress has arrived

2 more weeks!

Even in a pandemic, gotta keep on top of those metrics.

ka-blam!

How is everyone working from home doing?

Welcome to USSA

We’ll be just fine.

N95 Orlando Style

My quarantine birthday is going well.

All the keyboard “PhD’s” during the lockdown.

#StayHome

My daughter after screaming on the plane for 2 hours straight.

Dr. Ozzy

You are bitᴄhin' cool

some nice news

Covid-19 gettin telt

And here we have a rare glimpse of the mother hex wrench suckling her young.