I keep a little bottle of spice in the trunk of my car in the event someone asks why it’s there and I can reply with “So I can spice things up!”........ It’s been 2 years •_•

Even The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Our Shit

That poor goddamn horse

Come and take it!

I’ve done this so much

Life is like a box of chocolates.

For those saying “All lives matter”

I’m kidding, don’t get offended

The grocery robot pleaded for 15 minutes for cleanup in Aisle 16 for a square of tissue. No one came.

Not everyone is blessed with a formal education ok.

What an utter disappointment.

Low budget rappers

This guy complaining about being gassed and shot with a rubber bullet while protesting on the news caught on film looting the next day.

Le corporations have arrived

decision

It’s just another choke hold tbh

My cat is on some pretty heavy pain meds right now. He looks like he’s seen some serious shit.

3.6 roentgen

A cop beats a unarmed black man while another watches

Yes

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How to ease police tensions

Die Butter.

Seriously, though- why did it take a global pandemic to install anti-peek dividers in restrooms?

Cat Bite.

Rioters be like

Astronauts assemble!

Priest accidentally live-streams mass with sunglasses and hat filter

FrogX

Seriously though

The truth beneath the surface

Stop judging me, Netflix.

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I don't understand. This is a normal procedure for men already.

My son said " look dad, it's Mc-D, on aids!"

Im realy proud that ive done this right

Disney’s Passive Progressivism

We are gay, you buy now

I drew this today

that'll fill me with confidence for 6 months

Things are getting really bad...

I'm going to pull up to by crushes house like...

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I’ve shown you my under fluffies please respond

Captain 2020!

The best dent repair I’ve ever seen

It's video games again

Cooki take it

real life isn't easy mode

Yes

Protesting the killings

The future is AMAZong

This guy helped form my sense of humor as a kid.

For the kings.

And Person of the Year 2020 is...

Socks!

Transformers, robots in disguise

"observe"

Have u tried...

What Will July Bring?

Tony Hawk's Amateur Skater 2

Our feature is very bright

Tequila please!

I figured out you don’t actually have to assemble these things.

stop acting like a clown

Sometimes Fresh is hell. Sometimes, it's worse

He said it

Who did I marry?

Coincidence or planned?

Guaranteed he has snacks

You guys have opacity?

This is a review for my local police station

And that my friends concludes the end of 2020

Get it done ASAP...

And a diet Coke please..

highmeleon

a weapon to surpass metal gear

Intellectuals watch with a sign language interpreter

Operate on me senpai

Whack a...

My professor gave up getting his cat off his work during office hours.

Humor :) the best form of medicine, no matter what the illness

It never will be

Every arab mother

Nokia 3310 > wall

Bricks

I’m so glad I found this.

And so he did.

In my hometown today: Racism is temporary, WuTang is forever

The true origin of the word

Special forces vs. Steel chain

Might as well happen

Blake Vapes

out here asking the REAL question

2020 is a no go

This sign a local church put up.

As if 2020 couldn’t get any worse for some...

So that's what happened to them

Now THAT’S some damage!

Who’s with me.