Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch

Sometimes you just forget...

Pick it up and take it home

yes

I Mustache You For Validation

Peripatetic

What a bunch of ***s.

I love tech

Must have gotten hold of cookies

I giggled more than I ought to.

oh my

Sunny Comeback

you dare insult a queen?

Spent my whole life preparing for quarantine.

Oh no

this was day 91 of my journey drawing a grumpy animal every single day. Grumpy Sperm Whale

for all you smoll pp bois out there

The power of the ring

Why did he add more chins

Today my father's birthday present arrived. For his cancelled holiday. He couldn't resist blowing it up!

It’s gotten real

::

Took a selfie with a sloth and we looked too much alike.

Announcing new meta

Gerechtigkeit

A local NYC business trying to one-up their next door neighbor

I ain't your friend, pal

He is a man of focus

what

Flowers can have Fun too

kawaii

Ladies and Gentleman, I present Atlanta street art.

He stands corrected.

Yeah like I could get a girlfriend

Yearbook: "Not Enough that I Should Succeed..."

Camelot (2020) - a Netflix production

this is what an owl looks like without feathers

Fergus after the 20th trail walk of the week

It Took a Lot of Restraint on the Part of the Villains

I mean what is there to say.

he did give us our sole

Banksy Works from home

My Husband wanted a sweet treat. I made orange rolls. To keep it interesting, one of these has nacho cheese on it.

bam bam bam

Updog

Call your lawyer now

Counting sheep with ADHD

My SIL made this. Lol

Remember the Romaine scare of 2013?

My credit card bill concurs!

Depressed Pigeon

Stay safe peep

Homeschool

Damn you Samsung

Even the coffee machine is personally attacking me

My gf sent me this for no other reason than “it reminded me of you”

My country's air force has a flightless bird as their logo Oh no

I see all

I Knew That Quarantine Protester Looked Familiar...

Unlimited power!

Chonker classification chart in my doctors office.

My quarantine body

Joe Joe posting

My "work from home" schedule

I’d laugh for him...

The return of the dinosaurs

discovery

Updated for 2020

Admiral Ackbar's Strawberry. Naturally, I did not eat it.

Lockdown Haircuts

Haircut flyer

State sign on 309 north just north of Tamaqua Pa

Really deep if you think about it

Quarantine day n°1̷̗͔̌̉2̷͉͒̀̏5̷̬̗̞̀4̵̡̦̖͊̽̂5̶̻̹̜̒̋̊8̴̾

what is a science

thanks mom

Dynamite.

title

Caaan you dig it?!?

I wrap my own meats

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Universally acknowledged dickhead

I'm ooming

Indeed they don't.

Step of son, you don't want that smoke

When people only think of strategies to deal with Corona

Add a tree to the list of things that own more land than me.

Spicy air

My new sheets just got delivered and I've never been more happy with packaging

legend

Engineers after qualifying from their online lessons.

Coward

Stonk.

The Screen Game

kinda neat

Pretty productive day

Shhhh..

Still better than Hawaii pizza

Exceptionally rare sight. Due to nationalwide quarantine, with a bit of luck you can now find wild semitrucks using watering holes.

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