pff you're black

The masturbation machine is broken

If your buddy says he can definitely do a fade, don't listen. Source: me

Getting around during quarantine like:

I for one will be seriously considering buying a credenza

Careful what you say around kids

drink

Yippee Ki Yey....

COOK your BRAIN to have BETTER THOUGHTS

Cat to the face

Found this at my local store

If you can’t find the duck, then you are a sex addict.

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Yelling is talking ,but louder !

We need this ASAP.

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

Quarantine museum trip

Amazon shit car show

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Celebrating 30 years of life, quarantine style

I made Pita Griffin

Based Dez

Playing the Family version of Cards against Humanity when my eleven year old played this

Where is Mike Pence when you need him?

yameroooooooo

I used my dog’s tennis ball as a green screen.

Trad tomboy though?

It snowed a mega-roll!

I thought mythbusters said that was impossible

Plato's relationships

the dankest orientation

Damn, I wish that were me

As for a bubble tea in Sydney

Give me back my nipples

This toilet paper sculpture that my neighbor printed for me

birb

Quarantine day 30:

My boyfriend spends his quarantine photoshopping our dog into our favorite album covers

The difference a cheese omelette can make

How thoughtful of them

Bandit is concerned with the number of walks going forward

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Let’s see how you really feel.

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I think I improved my office desk light a bit.

I planned to learn to rubix cube, haven’t had time to start.

this is so sad

Hamburger gonna bite your face off.

Poor Captain Tom...

Nibbering around

You cannot wander during lockdown, sir.

nice

Essentials

My phone will never die again

Found this on the park yesterday. I think this may have made me paranoid if I was stoned... but it made my day yesterday!

is butcheeks one word or should I spread them

I asked my boyfriend to join my Zoom meeting to critique my assignment presentation.

We've all been through a lot

Die werkzeug.

The fifth turtle

Ahh Home

Can I offer you this happy egg in these trying times?

yes

barts got a good point

There's still hope

brrrr

What’s your next travel destination

My 4 yo son reassembled my Keyboard after cleaning..

come on now

@Dez

Everyone seems to have photogenic cats and mines just here like:

The boys hanging tough

Car accident in Belgrade during quarantine

It's a pirates life for me

Jesus has been at it again

Hope I get to say this

Doctors take advantage of their time during the quarantine Simulated da Vinci painting The most famous dinner in the world

Meals of the Day

Only Sith deal in absolutes.

Don't get fooled

*honk*

Definitely this japanese style

The irony is off the scale

Whoops

After lockdown face !

it’s not just me, right?

Its better to have good stolen content than shitty oc

What

Nervous cadet reporting for duty.

Welp

Hello darkness my old friend

a dark knight

DOOM CROSSING: Eternal Horizons

Critical containment failure

*angry gordon ramsy noises*

My sister's window.

Covid-19 update from Her Majesty The Queen

Local town in Iowa got an updated sign...

Music brings people together

The new normal