I've got a fever

Let’s make something very clear...

You know they be listening

The restaurant worker drew this on the to go box

My new favorite poster just came in

Never should’ve given him that $1,200

Current hair status

Poor gurl

this is textbook wight privilege

sieg

...

The Poop Fairy’s business card.

Birds visiting humans stuck in cages

United States At The Moment...

Here in Canada we take hockey a little serious.

One of my HVAC technicians spotted this on his way to the attic. Almost had a heart attack.

My personal favorite is Korean Jesus

A message for the anti-vax

"As tall as a cat" is the new "banana for scale"

Thee feared this?

Life pro tip

We didn't do anything! But we would do it again!

My neighbor likes to hide his taxidermy coyote in odd places around the neighborhood.

They were called humans. And they walked like this!

My grandpa's "dual monitor setup" for playing windows 98 solitaire

A group photo of some of our frontline Doctors working tirelessly against the virus. Make sure to thank your essential workers!

This guy is looking like a pretty good candidate right about now.

Old class mate works at a bakery. Thought it would get some chuckles !

A New Word

?!?!?

FuLLy CURED!

No wonder he switched sides.

Sadness Noises

Cat realizes humans cat speak in meowish

> Nurem(((Berg))) trials

I will never unseen this

Mom vs Dad Hair Style

They would solve it in 2 days.

I introduce to you... iHair

Legend says only a construction worker pure of heart may retrieve it

For the people whose bosses scold them for using their phones too much

I bet we all are

K Rules

Mountain lions moving back into boulder during lockdown.

It has already begun!

The Chad Stick man

Preferred Pronouns

A Walmartian, caught on camera!

title

Wife gives a subtle hint in my breakfast...

state of what?

Good guy Moe out there looking to cure anyone he sees!

Cashier at the market thought I was paying with fake money. She had to call the manager over. Turns out this note was printed 6 years before she was born.

the work from home gang

two types of dog

Toast me daddy

Some men just want to watch the world learn

Enjoy your friday evening

So much for spidey sense.

Ordered contacts last night and the confirmation e-mail is outstanding!

This is how the robot apocalypse begins...

I ran all like an idiot to draw a bird

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Healing light

I want to trade one OC please

Yep! That's me!

It's not ALL bad

Finally Earth is returning to its natural state

coward!

Some even say it's healthy.

What your face covering says about you

Poor bed..

Those blades need replacing

I bought a Nintendo switch, but it looks a little different :)

let's continue then

Found a still from yesterday's press briefing

heh

Earth Then vs Earth Now

Simpsons always seem to nail it.

I have done nothing but master bat for three days

Visitors

Oops

what a twist

There was a cat

It’s going to get a lot worse

Guys am I doing this right?

What really happened in Wuhan

In the beginning god created the universe, most people thought this was a bad idea

Turns out Sarah Connor was just trying to cure this guy's coronavirus

restored

Plot a̶s̶s̶holes

Awesome dude

Helped my girlfriend recreate “After the Ball” by Ramon Cassas. We present: “After the Bells”

Some things are better left unknown

Battle Toads

This is so sad, can we please hit 100 women?

Every single day...

yup

I could go for a kebab

Dr Manhattan standing there like he couldn’t just kill the disease in seconds...