Lie to me, Pinocchio.

It's a me

So big!

keep going!

Awkward silence

My wife posted this photo to commemorate her last chemo treatment. Later, she realized she was dressed like a Minion

gamer time

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses

EVERY STORM HAS A SOFT CLOUD!

what happened in that country

it's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Laugh At You

very original thank you

He went to get milk

My 4y/o picks the best books from the library.

workin hard

These last few guidelines for the new chef's knife my wife got me for our anniversary

First day back at school after the lockdown...

I know how King Crimson worked before the anime

I'm Sorry Ms. Jackson...

I aspire to reach this level of comfort

Found on a toilet in work, I wish i could say it was a joke, but whoever used this toilet, sir, i hope youre okay...

wow

funny title

Youngsters these days...

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biracial couple

The future is in the past

ah ah ah ah no

Understanding one another.

Karma’s a ***

75% of Discord servers.mp4

When in Rome...

Friend's mom sent her a welcome mat. Her dog has three legs. Dog's face says it all.

Roll that beautif.....

Really it's too boring during quarantine.. but it's necessary.

Anyone who has completely cut their beard off can relate.

A house down the street from where I live.

My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing

Snoop Dog in shows

I have been blessed

Who wants to be the Dm?

I remember seeing those shoes on some “Uncles” growing up. LOL!

i can see

Why flat earthers are affected by 5G and normal people aren't

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Put that shit back!

The chase never ends

2020 is what 2012 tried really hard to be

Bottom of Remax air balloon makes it look like Rod is wearing a Dracula cape

Some people!

I design unnecessary products, so I made the Instructional Pants so you know exactly how you are supposed to put them on.

wtf I wanna be an airforce pilot now

Important communication!

Anti-Virus Scam

title

ITS TIME TO

I can't help but wonder what my fellow runners are wearing these days!

Manson on TikTok

Its actually flour storage

Potential re

Russians invented zergswarm

"BREAKING NEWS: PENTAGON RELEASES UFO FOOTAGE!"

My car thinks the drive thru attendant is a cone.

Something smells funny

that's rough buddy

Yes

You matter.

Well... the conspiracy theorists were right again

Almost

get ready

Pickle UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Roses are red, her kind's a dime a dozen

story time

I can make milk??

if you got fisted by Joe Biden clap your hands

The RTX Difference

A bit overkill for a Zoom Meeting

Important announcement for all Gamers

fiinally, someone put an end to this injustice

WHAT IT DOOOO

Kids are stupid

My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.

"cracks knuckles" Anyone here named Joey?

I'm actually 15 on the photo, and i'm on the right picture.

It’s not a rocket science

The promised land

I don’t care if it’s national tv, I’m not wearing pants!

oh fair maiden i've come to claim your innocence

so sad pls donate

The 'One' crashing weddings instead of the matrix.

gotta be politically correct

Quantum Kim

We have our priorities straight

@mctrump

Toys in bed

History !!

Karate chopping the neck also works

Yup !

What class I hear you ask...