Girlfriend had to take a pic of our bedroom after decorating, I made an assppearance

Running out of things to do during this quarantine, so today I decided to see how many things I could stick in between my girlfriend's toes before she woke up from her nap.

Why would women have all the fun

World's Tallest Man And World's Shortest Woman Together

My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

Most popular costume Halloween 2020

Haha yes

Bill Gates so rich, his camera is better than CNN.

Why not tho ?

Social distancing awareness shirt.

Was taking a walk and thought I'd stop to smell this rose

Ethically?

there is NO tutorial

A damn shame

the doctor we deserve.

It is almost May

Schrödinger's cat

Yes honey

I ain't robot but this is...

The perfect selfie doesnt exi...

actual

Impressive skills

What a gaming community

Costco adds plexiglass above the stainless steel dividers, I assume to protect me from someone coughing on me while staring at my penis.

Life before Instagram

The Most Sneaky Man In The World

Panorama gone wrong

YouTube was good once

first opium war

Hot apple

I don't think the coast is clear yet

This speaks truths into my soul

relatable

Those were the good days

Water breathing, second form

Feeling lonely these days

Neutral all the way for me, please

Imagine if you will...

What I thought having a kid was like vs. how it actually is.

Hugelol in one picture

My daughter trying to zoom into the earth like google earth, but in a book.

God giving us a sneak peek of what's in store for May

TomatHoe

Just pour some vodka

Four

candy hearts

How long we been staying at home ?

Relax, I'm a doctor

gift for my girlfriend

An interesting thought

my kind of cat

Boys?!!

Frens

greek confusion

American Gothic with the kiddos

I guess I discovered the best pornstar name ever

CORONSPIRACY!

Yes definitely

Not falling for this.

Do you smell this smelly smell

Seems like google wants me to become a robot

He's basically the Buster Keaton of the 21st Century.

hey shawty lookin hella fine

god lives in fear of his creation

I remind you again - STAY HOME

[creative title]

Day 39 of quarantine....i am learning how to write in mandarin

Digg bicks

Crows are the n of the bird world

let's grab the worst camera...

Now that’s one fully formed baby!!

Now there's a safety record I could get behind

Bark bark bark -floofs 2020

A heartbreaking revelation in the delivery room.

I know why you're here ;)

As recommended by the National Park Service...

When mechanical engineer graduate from Online classes.

My God Indeed

Someone’s about to get alcohol poisoning

hello there my dudes

Friend’s Mom is Working

Transcript from Apollo 10

I would let him through any day with that offer!

Places Johnny Cash claims to have been in the song "ive been everywhere" vs the Covid-19 spread map. Coincidence????

As a 30yo I thought I finally figured it out until my dinner unintentionally turned out to just be a big people Lunchables...

Roommates....

don't forget to wash your frogs my dudes

I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.

A glitch in the Matrix.

Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

Somebody made an Remote Controlled COVID19 cell, and they are driving through a group of Anti Lockdown protestors in the US

Good ol’ Steve Irwin

Blew my stimulus check on strippers and Coke

Fliet

My cat’s face before and after my wife told her that the high chair is not for her

Unpackaging - every single time

I feel good

I miss Weeds

Probably try for future id's

Wear Your Mask: The Urine Test