Guy on Facebook was gonna throw out an old lighter

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My awesome sons birthday card he gave me when he was like 6

One of the advantages of the lockdown is that the mother is finally getting to the bottom of her giant chest freezer. Behold: 25 year old puff pastry.

Sounds delicious.

All day, everyday

Someone tagged up an Aldi’s

Ah, a man of culture

Looks like a wake for my car after my wife moved the flowers into the garage to protect them from a freeze.

My daughters job only allows black pants and no rips. Her normal pair was still in the washer so she hacked it. Will it work?

Choke me, daddy

Made my mom's card big enough that I could still hand it to her from a safe distance

All this is missing is a radical centralist with a neutral NPC.

You will be missed Uncle Bunky

Absolutely yes

No. No I didn't.

Drugs and shoplifting analogy in a bike shop in Perth, WA.

Quiver ladies, quiver.

Got my sister to dress up as Joe Exotic

waking up the neighbourhood

Tiger Bling

Nature is healing- The sumo wrestlers are returning to the sunflower fields of Japan!

And we lived happily ever after

Last of the Mohicans!

Losing my infection

Worlds best mask has just been found in Portugal.

Looks about right.

Y'all be careful out there...

Who else could it be?

Happy Mother’s Day

For all the punners

Fitness is my passion

haha.. yes

It's like Qubix

Floating moustache

Ol' Musky

Fire on the mountain run boys run!

you don't have to be such a Karen about it

Clowneral

just

Gardens

I am leg

Guys this works

The perfect birthday gift!

Wdym japan

Press F1

This kid is proud of his truck and meeting his heroes

Can I feel your nose friend.... I mean enemy

To show you the power of this new sword technique, I sawed this page in half

Inspired from Cyanide and Happiness

be careful, i'm armed

The plot continues

No money. No problem.

russian engineering is the worlds finest

Best Anatomy class ever

Bangalore Police trolling everyone

It won't stop working, only releases the apocalypse after some time

And go to the kitchen afterwards !

What happens to a gamer if he already hated women and minorities before being a gamer?

Twins ? Or Triplets?!

Well done guys!

I see this as an absolute win!

Makes sense

Condoms and Broke People doesn't mix well

I squinted at a lot of people today.

If you look at this image for more than 30 seconds, please consult your doctor

Your grandparents had sex

Imma bítch

Law and order

BOOM

Land of the free!

Enter Sandman,

In case this hasn't been posted yet

It's a toe, I swear

Our new floor mat is very accurate.

Leeloo Dallas multipaws

So 2020 Right?

Please let it end

"Black mirror: Metalhead" prequel

Coming to a city near you

Music is very important to this guy

At this point, I believe it

Oh yes

I hope my mum finds the quote as fitting as I do...

Gordon Ramsay's son, Oscar, is going to make great TV like his father someday.

you made me believe in fake science for many years, scrooge.

This guide on why you should wear face masks

This ***ing ***.

The craigslist fish

Listening to Chop Suey in 2020

One of the few times Instagram can be funny, credit to @dudewithsign

Garbage CAN... Not Garbage CANNOT

Lay's new flavor for 2020

Fusion

Another thing to add to your list of necessities

Amazing transformation.

Elon

The real monsters are outside

Netflix adaptation

Only be a minute