I Only Do Things For The Motherland

This singer was banned in Tiktok for looking like *censored*

I sure hope this mask thing sticks around. I haven't had to brush my teeth for the past month

more time to masturbate in the school bathroom

“You’re killing her!”

Nothing better than local take out with a side of pun

Pretty sure our cats are sick and tired of having us around so much.

Cobra Death Chicken

I knew those googley eyes would come in handy one day

so you have chosen death

how are you kings doing today

I wonder how people are passing the time in lockdown?

After all these years. Finally. I have them all.

I'll take your mother for 300

why do i hate myself

This pidgeon outside my house looks like it would suck dick for some crack

Ahh an ugly potato!

You are Here and the Time is Now

Slowly the paper towels and toilet paper start to reappear in their natural habitat, I think we can all agree; the earth is healing.

A nutritious surprise!

Rhodey: "me neither"

rip pencli 2020-2020

One kid at home and two more Just born during the pandemic.

different types of hornets

Now this is just clever...

Sometimes it be like that

Let's hope so

WAAAAAGH

Backyard Quarantine

All good now

Mr. Krabs is a bit Savage

Imagine having the wrong opinion.

Ahhhhhh shit

What letter would you add?

Thank you Indian guy

I mean he is not wrong?

Changed later

Hello there

I’m learning Spanish right now and thought this was pretty funny, thank you Google Translate

The exact moment a "dad joke" landed

Stolen?

The magic of the word "***"

Slut

Crazy haircut

This is how my mom is currently doing her virtual interview. Almost every inch of her computer screen aside from the camera is covered in her resume and notes.

Can I have the cooked and sanitized bat?

My friend’s dog is having wild dreams!

Gamers Rise Up.

Yeah no one can bully me now!

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Fast food worker forgot to give me a fork, had to improvise.

My mother got embarrassed when she "found my girlfriends panties" on our kitchen table

how smart is hugelol?

The middle is the most underrated sitcom

My little cousin started a newspaper while stuck at home

I finally found where I belong

Indeed, that was a sophisticated culture

retardkelly

Upcoming event, hope you can all make it

High budget cosplay

Snakes are my fetish

Coming to a manager near you.

My son figured out this trick today!

Yes

me and the boys hiding from the ring wraiths

la ilaha illallah

maybe

open wide

X D

Outplayed 999

but its even better

Free masons

From Today's Meme Archives: "Loss" (est. 2008). Requested by jrlol3.

Why does this steak look like it’s about to build a wall?

My mom made my wife a times-relevant maternity shirt for her first Mother’s Day

At least it wasn't a fortnite dance

They say water birth is easy

MABABBO

I want to..

What’s a tik tok?

Thank you Harold!

unrealistic beauty standards

The oracle has spoken.

middle aged man BRUTALLY DESTROYED in the street

the boys

This story came out almost one year ago and it never fails to make me laugh

XXL Pizza

Something is wrong,I can feel it...

Send in the clown

What know auto park feature

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Wife came out to the garage and asked what the hell have i been doing out there for the last few hours . I showed her this .....and then the empty case of beer

Our feline friends spotted practicing social distancing measures amid the COVID-19 pandemic

Honest Officer! That catnip isn't mine!

Working from home/home schooling/housework/life this is the only thing that matters anymore

Shacka work from home

Taco Bell’s got competition!

The Covid Mask Beard Struggle Is Real

Bigg Hitbox