Not to brag or anything

I made a book for parents whose kids can’t read yet

Up the drain it goes

#MooToo

take two

DO NOT FEED STAFF

My commencement ceremony got postponed so my parents held a backyard graduation for me instead. My dad was very excited to create his own regalia to celebrate the occasion.

Rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generation

Found at a local auto shop.

): :(

No title required....

Emergency fry stash

It's their SECOND language

A restaurant worker drew this on my to go box

The Church up the street from my house.

Hey sport! Let me know in the comments

Captured This Gem of Zoey Playing With Her Zippity Tie

Flirting tip #74

No plot twist

What am I looking at?

Would you poop in front of your partner?

Got my new mask in today...

Depression is a ***

I will always be there for you, human

COVID some real shit!

What did you do in 2020

Punked

Confused noises

Compare and contrast

Just Awful

Not the bees!

This just passed my condo. Aparently some mystery was just solved.

There's no better delicacy

Melatonin and some tea also works

You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan?

“Everything the light touches, will someday all be yours”

So you’re telling me I have a chance

Someone call John Wick pls

I may or may not have made some paranoid neighbors even more paranoid.

Find the truth

The truth is

The stupidity is biblical

Click here to see topless chicks in short skirts.

Beaver Dam with Canadian flag and satellite dish to watch the game.

are you sad anymore?

stay educated fellas

Happy....Sunday??

I saw this at my local mechanic. I think it belongs here.

#coronavirus

Which Elementoilet would you use?

If you are me then who am I?

Like in the mirror

yes

‍ ‍

Motherhood is hard sometimes

I do recycling

Andre the Giant in economy class

title

The ' Don't ' section in our Office Toilet .

High ground shmigh ground

Easily the best thing I saw today on the NJ Turnpike

A quarantine purchase I won’t regret

That made me cry

Borkman

My mom told me my dad paid $25 for his face photoshopped on this... 30 something years later I get the only copy of the original picture and told my mom it wasn't a waste of $25 afterall lol.

Saw Maui out for a walk today with his family

In Russia bus takes you

Maybe I made his car a little too fast?

My mom's new coaster

Death awaits you all, with nasty, big, pointy teeth

That's not Michael

So then the private said “Sargent, my rifle won’t fire”

On your neighs now!

Someone call an ambulance

That akward moment when The stain appeared

Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.

Obesity at it's finest

Lucky fruits

This coffeehouse

i love you dad

Ahh yes it all makes sense now

trustworthy

We must return to our earliest recorded traditions!

Saw it come by. Too good not to share.

Tried taking some cute photos with my cat...did not go as planned

Right

Thats a lot of facts!

I am a free.

My wife doesn’t want our newborn son’s face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor over it. Needless to say, I won’t be asked to do that again.

prepare

Rarely seen!

Gotta get my uzi

Oso Negro?

Trust Susan, trust.

How’d you lose that eye?

A S C E N D E D

Cries in poverty

Mayo man, take me by the hand

AY IM WALKIN HERE

Stolen.