A snake is 95% neck

Ugh

well, i can't argue its not the truth..... different sides to the same penny

leave the friendship at the door

Discrete packaging

Yes ofc he is the messiah

gen z pretty much summed up

I don't want to be here

Look the man didn't do it

Get out of my face you freak

finally, i can get out of my room

I, too, would miss my tendies.

quality

yum

Taking a stand!

Good

I save people....

Checking out our new mom!

These swallow chicks looking like the Penguins of Madagascar

Ljubljana

i showed my mom, she didn’t get it

Know your bears!!!

look at that health bar

In Bristol, England BLM protestors pulled down the statue of slave trader Edward Colston and threw it in the harbour. Needless to say its google maps has been updated.

Saw this sign 2 years ago in Tennessee

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Weak

Humanities creativity never ceases to amaze me!

Send Dudes

Ready or not here it comes.

yeah

New Captain

Found his sister guys!!

Brace yourselves

title

Sanic movie go funny haha

Not like other girls

The most unlikely rivals, are often the most entertaining.

An actual Canadian Tire billboard in Leduc Alberta

true

There are no accidents..

Got a 2020 quarter and it’s a freaking bat. Nothing says 2020 like a bat, I suppose.

"Just play with it a little..."

He will never write any paper again after that reply.

It tastes fresher this way.

I was unable to pass him...

Good times those were

Hey, you!

Red Dog in Trouble

Kanye delivering the news everyday

A breach has been detected, please exercise caution.

This barber describes the services they offer

Our dog turned into a puddle of goo after being sedated for a vet visit

It's a prank.

That's what I need

Romance display at my local Barnes & Nobles. I probably laughed too loud.

My text conversation with my 23 year old daughter

This sign on the fridge at work

2020 Anime Opening - Season 6

My kitten before and after sushi

Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the sign?

Real drama

Bartok > coronavirus

This gave me a good laugh today. Hope it does the same for you

The timeless genius of Monty Python

Local dog looking for a home, also looks tired of your shit.

It was going to be Photo of the Year, until

2020

Took this photo 3 years ago. Hope my boi is still out there.

Windows

To be fair though plenty of people have made careers out of it

You know the Thing

What could possibly happen wearing the same color coat as the chair?

Oh boi they are gonna have a good time

Gojira-san

Maybe I am the problem...

Note to self: never go on Amazon drunk.

Yes

my 3yr old said he’d found a dead fly and was taking him outside. I assumed he meant on a napkin, not as the driver of a 1957 convertible

Ma'am I've been sooo good

Looking forward to October

Personally I just want to lick them

Rock collection

Green kush milk buzz

I photoshopped a dog and a chicken together

Just add water!

She's listening to X Æ A-12 music

Cats are good.

Steamed Hams

The flesh

We have lost more knowledge than we ever had.

4D chess move right here

___________________________________________________

Surprise

Calculus

*pushes baby in front of car to collect insurance*

Non-political meme 2

snek

*for the damaged coda starts playing*

Dachshund approved