The carpet cleaners send an annual letter to its customers. This is the one I received today

Goal Setting

I'm gonna get in shape

mood

4K resolution

Youtube Algorithm at its finest

All the effort gone in a buzz.

Nature Valley bars you say?

I can hear Iago in my head reading this

She's finished

Dinosaur it is.

Hate these meetings

Husband and I both ordered new glasses. They arrived today. Turns out we both have great taste.

Always will be

What Season is it ??

Small price to be vader

Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Do-nut get excited

Can’t wait for July

Everyday

Poor Max ! He probably just wants to read the latest Garfield book!

Enough already!!

Louisa Jenkins Strong

Do you guys like my post UwU

a perfect spot to drop from while insane and on fire

( ˙▿˙ )

Fresh Air

thats where youre wrong

*Laughs in woodchuck*

It's the only way he can nut

Proceed to the nearest vault citizen

Just like my dad

I’m happy to announce that I made Meth!

I work Graveshift at a mall and this is what I found earlier this morning...

New band name: Manlet Rage

Wholesome meeting

Public urinals are weird

Title (haha, see what I did here)

I’m putting a book of these together

I saw this sign today.

Tristo kosmatih

My favorite review of The Last Airbender movie

First I mixed a penguin with a bear. Then I mixed a bear with a penguin.

*pfft*

the one that got awya

said with that exact same expression

Since it's from the show you choose your Hugelolsona from you are compelled

The Great Silverback Uprising

The Monki goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?"

beware

How do they say 97 in your country????

True happiness

This lying has to stop

When will we get Caesar 2?

So I have to catch a mouse with mask!!!

Most of the times i hate life

title

Dad has all the answers

Welcome back. I had my money on 7 days.

why? just why

And the award for the Worst Nest Ever goes to...

title

No beer goes to waste in Vietnam

Wanna do a backflip

big tech in 2020

White woman gives birth to a black baby and accuses her husband of having sex with a black girl

Are we the baddies?

Old Age

"HURRICANE HEIST"

Canadian space program

they asked for it

Well the intersection is true.

For those in long distance relationships

America sucks

the entire Hugelol discord

Where did dinosaurs come from?

blursed meow

I would argue that arachnids should be top predator

I would still go the American one

My calendar today

If they could read the caption they would be so pissed.

Drama (poking fun atmyself)

2020's official sign!

Choo Choo ***

Harsh but true

If 2020 was an ice cream truck

I play a spicy meme in attack formation

This is definitely me...

Shouldn't have eaten the incest apple, you two

It’s all a cover up

Jeez...

why does my dog look like this

Pardon me good sir, but it looks as if your trash can is empty

Gary Larson is the reason I used to buy the Sunday paper.

Stayin Alive.

William Shatner: “I’d do me!” Posted to his Twitter

concern

fjskkd

Light mode should be illegal