I've lost count.

School did not prepare me for this

I shooed him off my lap and he gonna be a little *** about it

Everyone who wears glasses can relate

Sign at my local golf shop.

Jungle Juice

A Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a bulbasaur

We're all doing it wrong

I saw this car today

Keep the name, change the logo?

Jimmy Kimmel then and now

Where are my toe beans?!

I would be inclined to agree

Spine? I have not heard.

Washington Redskins - keep the name, change the mascot. Problem solved

when it monday

Brain eating amoeba for July.

We decided to postpone our wedding to be on the safe side

What are you doing step bro

oof.mp3.mp4

Emails

Riding back from Hershey Park and I saw this gem

shh

Chief Brody hopes that you make an informed decision tomorrow

Definitely not stuck for choice.

That's is cool!

: )

My fortune cookie I got the other day

Spotted in Milwaukee. Words to live by.

I found a funny comment on this bottle of hot sauce

ouch, thts gon hurt, i can tell you first hand

Is this racism?

Social distancing message in Atlanta

BUT MY RIGHTS

I really don't know

Scrat was the ultimate non-simp. He chose a nut over a girl.

If 2020 was a car

hugeloler would not have middle rock

he must be honored to sit by such a master

I bought some tweezers on eBay. I then complained as they were tiny. The guy sent me these. Well played sir.

'Acting Responsibly'

They don't build them like they used to

Everytime he posts

accept jesus breh

This map has Nebraska as its own category

gotcha

I don't even like Red Hot Chili Peppers

Which are u?

That's a great name little fish

Me and the bois finishing memezone

based breh

Fridge-Manual showing me what it's gonna sound like

You little Bratz

g'day

Thanks Water

Breathe

kinda epic tbh, they're winning

We felt that

These names are only for LEGENDS

I'm level 69... :p

but if it did they definitely deserved it. breh

Instagram girl reflection

BARK BARK

You big disgrace

Cosplay

Imagine hearing the loud bang in the middle of your REM sleep

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Cuckservatives.

Sisyphus Gang

For you everything!!

Sorry to all my fans. I tried my hardest :(

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That job sounds kind of nasty

I didn't think I'd ever share Stanley's dream but 2020 has changed me.

Mom's Gaming Rig

No winning

This is what a hangry cat looks like

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

I was a serial killer once

Something wholesome to brighten up your day

He is shredded though

My 2 year old asked me to make him tea and handed me this.

Relatable

better dad than mine

Ive got good news

Would you belive?

That’ll do the trick

they said it had an “ocean view”

Never before seen footage of the Australian rite of passage

When the remote isn’t working

The duality of man

This month will be 11 years since my father passed away, found his flask going through things in the garage

to me it was history

The wisdom of Obi-Wan

hours of photoshop

amazing business opportunity!

Moving present from my friend, this monstrocity is named Thomas the Shank Engine.

Real Shit?

I didn't post this

Who is the real alien ?