All Hail supreme champion

Life pro tip: Home Depot gift card aprons fit chickens

Just an alpha bird dominating a beta bird made out of metal

shampoo talk?

Back in ‘82 he could throw a pigskin a quarter mile

apparently it took 3 days to make

If that ain't me

Our groomer made a toupee out of our corgi’s hair. Derp mode activated.

We have a 2319!

Looks good to me.

You fought in clone wars.. sick burn.

"Look mommy a butterfly!"

I want to ***ing kill myself

Delicate

Classical Conditioning

Game on

I'm sold.

I've lost, at all costs

The summer of George!

Better wear a neck brace for that one

protect the boys

My husband works at an animal hospital and they just ordered these new paperclips.

I've got your nose.

Spicy

Nunchucks

"Please Scream Inside Your Heart"

I'm sick babe.... Finish them Donuts

The Proof that Girls are Evil

everywhere

Cooking with Pierre

Online gaming

This is how he sat in his favorite spot when he came home from the vet high as a kite

Probably a re, but you decide

This theater

I am Irish and can confirm this is accurate

Well that’s depressing

Everything reminds me of Her..

You had to fight fires with your bare hands

Ms paint is superior

Boomer humour but it's decent so here I am

Sorry, not sorry.

Where is the remote?

Lots of it

Killer

hahah your mom

Oopss..

How my brain looks when people ask me stupid questions.

Regrettably this country can in fact get dumber...

Better wear a hat

Durex now makes condoms for those guys who don’t wear masks properly in public.

Supermarket humor

My 14yo son draws cartoons on a whiteboard on his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning..

I think this man just ended racism!!

That’s hot

"Too old."

Grandma went hard on last year’s Christmas present for Billy.

We will, We will...

I was truly born in the wrong time

Keeping Boston safe

A friend called me up and asked what I want for my birthday. I said "anything but a shirt" but he heard "any kind of bug shirt", so here we are.

Pro Art tips

resistance is futile kitty

The grocery getter!

Meanwhile in my room

Just some innocent breadstick puns...

the truth has been hidden for too long

She's Die Diddly Dead!

Big mac go brrr

Vagina Tandoori anyone??

The perfect gift to get your Harry Potter fan GF

The old switcheroo

My wife is pregnant with the Predator.

I want to go back to 2016

I mean...it’s not wrong

We were cleaning up our rental vacation home and found someone had left this sign in our bathroom. Thought you guys would get kick out of it

Perception malfunction

Someone has to tell them...

"Satisfying coziness"

Wholesome

If the black plague happened in 2020

Hot!

Face mask

We live in a society.

Fye

In case of shit party - Break Glass

Psycho Killer ... Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Mein Leben!

Murder as we speak!!

Powerful stream bro

Fraggle Rock extra spotted in the wild

A lot.

Susan you b*tch.

There's nothing I love more than a cold war

Wheelchair go brrrrr

The secret condition

Seen this on my way to work yesterday

whos winning now

Ghost Cat

Couldn't help it.

Extinguished the cigarette with style