Daughter said, “I’m saving the rest for Dad”

When dogs tell a joke

I found my pot of drinks

A simple surgery!

Our dog is spiritually reborn whenever she goes on a car ride

You...shall not...PASS!

feathers

My daughter drew this in kindergarten. Title: "Moms chatting after school"

Seems to be true

Truth Or Truth

My meal plan is going great so far

I guess I’ll sell my Xbox and just stare at wall.

No wonder these old heads think they know everything. It’s because they older then Google.

Model.

No unaccompanied children...

It should be tho

Jeez hooman tf is wrong with you

the ideal lifestyle

Dumbest purchase of 2020 so far

Scheiße!

Death-kun

Arrogance is easy when you're the one not surrendering

I found this photo

This sign at my Vet's office

Performance angst

Somebody tell him

HELP ME

Kids never lie \:

back for my yearly oc

Is this funny or cursed?

EA and others

And then the cloud eagle came...

Stress powered lightbulb

My fortune cookie is trying to kill me

An actual ad i found near niagara falls

You are Awesome.

Slov Commando

correct?

how to keep a girl

Sadly true....

Gorgon x Centaur

How insecure are they?!

We could watch the world end together

Ready for Back to School!

Chick Fil A not messing around

lmao get fukt

“the mask” making its way as most representative of 2020!

My girlfriend wasn't happy I filled in her new picture frame

Not a parent or a teacher but hope to add perspective

Got this shirt in the mail today, here's the tag

I'm sure it is..

What type are you

Come

Florida in a nutshell 2020

Wagner is Chad.

The worst alphabet book ever

By popular demand, a poorly photoshopped fart has been added to the bunny.

Dreams will stay dreams

Washington Redskins reveal new logo

I believe I have created the perfect mask.

Don’t mind the tag thing

As long as he does not run with scissors...

Actual stuff my daughter asked Siri that only confused it

He's like there is no room for both of us here

The universe has spoken.

Bravery 101

Finally a worthy opponent

How Southern Ladies Snark

To be fair I did have to put a bit of effort into it

The guy in the back

Society innit

Dab COVID away, fellow kids!

The evolution of mankind [OC]

This sign is the truth.

The battle continues

Recognizing werewolves

gooose

They never lived as good as we are now they say

I have to buy the pair.

I <3 burgers

mmmm fire go woosh

Individual rights always come first!

Do you ever booze so much that you wake up in the wrong realm?

Nice bed soldier

How true males deal with this

Hidden truth

We are blessed

Ash uses Sob! It's super effective

My girlfriend and her dad when she was 5

Houston..

Girlfriend and I got photobombed by a seagull this weekend while trying to take a self timed photo!

Don't mind me, I'll just be taking all your coal as payment

Found this in Oostende

They are beetrayed, I cannot beelieve it

Cant get enough of them

My dad is 80 and went to the store for a long sleeve shirt. I see him rocking this gem while he smokes his cigar. He had no idea who it was.

Best year ever

Question of the month

What..is...pay??

The pure smugness