Actual stuff my daughter asked Siri that only confused it

He's like there is no room for both of us here

The universe has spoken.

Bravery 101

Finally a worthy opponent

How Southern Ladies Snark

To be fair I did have to put a bit of effort into it

The guy in the back

Society innit

Dab COVID away, fellow kids!

The evolution of mankind [OC]

This sign is the truth.

The battle continues

Recognizing werewolves

gooose

They never lived as good as we are now they say

I have to buy the pair.

I <3 burgers

mmmm fire go woosh

Individual rights always come first!

Do you ever booze so much that you wake up in the wrong realm?

Nice bed soldier

How true males deal with this

Hidden truth

We are blessed

Ash uses Sob! It's super effective

My girlfriend and her dad when she was 5

Houston..

Girlfriend and I got photobombed by a seagull this weekend while trying to take a self timed photo!

Don't mind me, I'll just be taking all your coal as payment

Found this in Oostende

They are beetrayed, I cannot beelieve it

Cant get enough of them

My dad is 80 and went to the store for a long sleeve shirt. I see him rocking this gem while he smokes his cigar. He had no idea who it was.

Best year ever

Question of the month

What..is...pay??

The pure smugness

SANCTUARY IN THE WILD

It's old, but it's still hillarious.

Lightning McQueen called..

Learning mafs naturally

Halloween gettin crazy

Must be nice.

It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

I mean yeah

Disease spreading vermin

Please alert PETA

down

Suspicious meow

Who designed this car ? LOL!

Hands up for the best mask!!

Best medical advice.

Get down on it. Let the firemen scrape your back off of the wall.

That painting is litt

So cool

impossible....

If I make the quality bad enough, I can trick people into getting glasses

Extra thicc

These look like glade plug ins

What the actual duck?

When will they open the barbershop!

Rejected New Yorker Cartoon

uwu <3

This sign i walked by today.

The realization

Home before 7

BE NOT AFRAID

Imagine the lash curler that goes with it.

We DO NOT volunteer as tribute.

Listen. It’s either the mask or the dukes

That is so True though!!

Grapes

Does he sell insurance or hunt Christian husbands

Sheep call centre

One pubs solution to social distancing

I just wanted to share the first time my brother and I rode the xcelerator at Knotts berry farm

Elect Judge Covid

BOYS i really have to know please help a brother out

Who don't?

F*ckin' Nonce

A usual Andrew_Ryan post

thanks dad

Oluwada...da...Oh just leave it!

Count me in!

Mating calls be like

Gone Fishin’

Batman waxes everything

The guy looked concerned about her parents to me tbh

Questions and answers

For diabetes, Best only use 1/2 cup of sugar.

They come and go

Sorry guys

God damnit sparky

Has happened to me more than once

yeet

Doughnut Ham Hamburger

Canadian police involved in a 'brutal' clash with citizens!

I don't ask you how much you weigh b****

He would have loved it