Imagine the lash curler that goes with it.

We DO NOT volunteer as tribute.

Listen. It’s either the mask or the dukes

That is so True though!!

Grapes

Does he sell insurance or hunt Christian husbands

Sheep call centre

One pubs solution to social distancing

I just wanted to share the first time my brother and I rode the xcelerator at Knotts berry farm

Elect Judge Covid

BOYS i really have to know please help a brother out

Who don't?

F*ckin' Nonce

A usual Andrew_Ryan post

thanks dad

Oluwada...da...Oh just leave it!

Count me in!

Mating calls be like

Gone Fishin’

Batman waxes everything

The guy looked concerned about her parents to me tbh

Questions and answers

For diabetes, Best only use 1/2 cup of sugar.

They come and go

Sorry guys

God damnit sparky

Has happened to me more than once

yeet

Doughnut Ham Hamburger

Canadian police involved in a 'brutal' clash with citizens!

I don't ask you how much you weigh b****

He would have loved it

Incontinentia Buttocks.

when you smiling

The temptation is real.

めめ です

Stay positive

Hmmm, yes, I can smell colors now

Damn right we’re stopping

“Please be a good human”

5 is alot!

Which one of you legends did this?

The pot of gold looks like a cow.

Ya don’t say

An undercover spy

Title

ERNIE IS ABOUT TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME

I work in a hospital and I got floated to a different unit today. This was on the wall in their bathroom. What kind of people work here?

Im an eleven year old who's been trying his hand at comics. What do you think?

Besides chickens, Home Depot gift card aprons fit lizards too.

The origins of a dog

Now i have lol

Yup, seems about right.

Saw this lawn sign on my walk tonight.

Arizona has a new name, hope everyone is prepared!

Sad old dude noises

Dad Level 1000

Real leadership

Someone told me to post this here, so here goes nothing!

My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!

*waits for the light to turn green*

Jewish cars

109 degrees outside today and the neighbors break out this beauty.

USS Iowa > a girlfriend

Meanwhile, back in Washington, DC ...

Interesting sign

Right there with you bud

Doomsday has arrived folks

zeus literraly ducking around

Airbag inspection

All Hail supreme champion

Life pro tip: Home Depot gift card aprons fit chickens

Just an alpha bird dominating a beta bird made out of metal

shampoo talk?

Back in ‘82 he could throw a pigskin a quarter mile

apparently it took 3 days to make

If that ain't me

Our groomer made a toupee out of our corgi’s hair. Derp mode activated.

We have a 2319!

Looks good to me.

You fought in clone wars.. sick burn.

"Look mommy a butterfly!"

I want to ***ing kill myself

Delicate

Classical Conditioning

Game on

I'm sold.

I've lost, at all costs

The summer of George!

Better wear a neck brace for that one

protect the boys

My husband works at an animal hospital and they just ordered these new paperclips.

I've got your nose.

Spicy

Nunchucks

"Please Scream Inside Your Heart"

I'm sick babe.... Finish them Donuts

The Proof that Girls are Evil

everywhere

Cooking with Pierre