*waits for the light to turn green*
Jewish cars
109 degrees outside today and the neighbors break out this beauty.
USS Iowa > a girlfriend
Meanwhile, back in Washington, DC ...
Interesting sign
Right there with you bud
Doomsday has arrived folks
zeus literraly ducking around
Airbag inspection
All Hail supreme champion
Life pro tip: Home Depot gift card aprons fit chickens
Just an alpha bird dominating a beta bird made out of metal
shampoo talk?
Back in ‘82 he could throw a pigskin a quarter mile
apparently it took 3 days to make
If that ain't me
Our groomer made a toupee out of our corgi’s hair. Derp mode activated.
We have a 2319!
Looks good to me.
You fought in clone wars.. sick burn.
"Look mommy a butterfly!"
I want to ***ing kill myself
Delicate
Classical Conditioning
Game on
I'm sold.
I've lost, at all costs
The summer of George!
Better wear a neck brace for that one
protect the boys
My husband works at an animal hospital and they just ordered these new paperclips.
I've got your nose.
Spicy
Nunchucks
"Please Scream Inside Your Heart"
I'm sick babe.... Finish them Donuts
The Proof that Girls are Evil
everywhere
Cooking with Pierre
Online gaming
This is how he sat in his favorite spot when he came home from the vet high as a kite
Probably a re, but you decide
This theater
I am Irish and can confirm this is accurate
Well that’s depressing
Everything reminds me of Her..
You had to fight fires with your bare hands
Ms paint is superior
Boomer humour but it's decent so here I am
Sorry, not sorry.
Where is the remote?
Lots of it
Killer
hahah your mom
Oopss..
How my brain looks when people ask me stupid questions.
Regrettably this country can in fact get dumber...
Better wear a hat
Durex now makes condoms for those guys who don’t wear masks properly in public.
Supermarket humor
My 14yo son draws cartoons on a whiteboard on his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning..
I think this man just ended racism!!
That’s hot
"Too old."
Grandma went hard on last year’s Christmas present for Billy.
We will, We will...
I was truly born in the wrong time
Keeping Boston safe
A friend called me up and asked what I want for my birthday. I said "anything but a shirt" but he heard "any kind of bug shirt", so here we are.
Pro Art tips
resistance is futile kitty
The grocery getter!
Meanwhile in my room
Just some innocent breadstick puns...
the truth has been hidden for too long
She's Die Diddly Dead!
Big mac go brrr
Vagina Tandoori anyone??
The perfect gift to get your Harry Potter fan GF
The old switcheroo
My wife is pregnant with the Predator.
I want to go back to 2016
I mean...it’s not wrong
We were cleaning up our rental vacation home and found someone had left this sign in our bathroom. Thought you guys would get kick out of it
Perception malfunction
Someone has to tell them...
"Satisfying coziness"
Wholesome
If the black plague happened in 2020
Hot!
Face mask
We live in a society.
Fye
In case of shit party - Break Glass
Psycho Killer ... Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Mein Leben!
Murder as we speak!!
Powerful stream bro
Fraggle Rock extra spotted in the wild