I got drunk last night and woke up to this very strange assortment of items I ordered. Can't wait for my coffee!
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Who wants to play with me
He brings up a good point
I’m a “wake me up inside” type of person
My friend is a manager at a restaurant and she received this in the mail
I think we will need to update the 2020 calendar
The Greatest Thing
I'm conflicted whether to buy or not
Just let me do my thing!
Would you care?
If "I'm sorry" had a face.
We all have boobs
Even if he's the worst Rick he's still a rick
I hope this format never dies
Up, up and a-way out there
Am I winning HL?
Blowing off some hot air
33 can confirm
Kids returning to school after COVID
A good shooting trainer!
Please someone give me the finger
We care about you, Bumblecorn!
Prostitutes are so expensive.
yeet the romas
We're all doomed.
how do we stop him
After seeing how the public has reacted to the pandemic, this is looking more and more like a documentary
Well yeah... I'm not just gonna commit to a 2 hour movie
Yes. Because that's how it works.
Long live the CCP
it's quite appealing
Politics are getting exciting again!
Walmart knows how to treat essential workers
Not mine but it does bring back memories!!!
The chosen hands
How to quarantine
Waking up every morning to MORE terrible news
Big mood on this big day in 2020.
Once you see it... Makes me giggle every drive home from work!
Describe hugelol in one picture:
These are the real good stuffs
Slayer of monsters at day, bed wetter at night
All horses go to purgatory
It’s free real estate.
Gentlemen, this is how it's done.
Now in cinematic
Drive Thru Strip Club in Houston TX
You dont need sleep! Its a scam!
I’m a commercial diver and last month while cleaning hulls I came across this beautiful specimen
Am I a joke to you?
Good to see that firemen appreciate how railroads work
They should have asked for the shirts back before they fired me lol
that home affirming neck-bob
He had us in the last half.
Please. Just don't.
check your prostate
Take load of this.
Just think about it
New for the 2020 Lego collection
Existential crisis pigeon
3 years in afghanistan before a sweet cold beer breh
Might as well get August started
because they onl grow at night breh
He also relieved himself in his pants
When you're holding out for your pig
My friend's dog when he heard the park was closed
Lemme look at sum MEALS
return to tradition!
"Halvdan was here": A bored Viking general who carved his name onto a marble slab in Hagia Sophia in the 9th century. Some human behaviors just don't change :)
only brehs can pull off cargo shorts
Meanwhile, my Australian friends keyboard at work
how to make a perfect line
This is the end my friend
Kid on chair about to get shot
Me and my girlfriend recreated the battle of two towers ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
This prickly cactus I found
Lessons on passive aggressiveness
Found a way to move my house
I love the cat
“Everywhere I look... I see this graph...”
The most dangerous of all.
By @kish_comic on Instagram
My brain at 3:00 am!
Call of Duty hit effects
It was a shitty restaurant anyway
If your friend doesn’t almost drown for the perfect angle, is she really your friend?