“Get the *** up and feed me DAVE!”

[Title in progress]

Tea is stored in the balls

“SHE IS TOO POWERFUL”

How I've been getting through 2020

Coomelette

RIP Regis

Asian Cars vs German Bikes

Maybe he was hoping to be one of the 50%

Went through the toy aisle of Target today

So we recreated our favourite picture from 8 years and some kgs ago.

When it's 3am and McTrump decides to post more Kablam

Now this is top customer satisfaction .

Elmo has changed a lot since I last seen him

Learning on the nutshell

cute

Cooking hack

Treat her like she deserves

*** Nugget

My brother framed this picture as a gift to our parents years ago and I just noticed...

That’s a helluva deal!

Sign in front of a local business

This was next to the urinals at a VR place.

Always has been

Our printer ran out of ink

Have to weigh your options.

The weekend has landed

Engineers are great at malicious compliance

This. Is. Hilarious. #bikinibottomorbust

Future Marshmallow

Mood

Witch girl bathwater [OC]

Anyone else from a 3rd world country?

Teachers Back-to-School Attire, 2020 version

♪What if Slov was one of us?♪

I don't need to sell my soul, he's already in me....

If you think it's bad now...

This is me now

I think I have gave the last of them!

Effective and quick

Logo for a milk tea shop

Get rekt

Wear a thong might get a better tattoo

Teacher: What are u laughing at?

I really don't like zoom meetings

daddy elon

a very well put together organization

Goodbye sweet prince.

GenX and Xennials know

Bird box upgrade

Take a pic of me buns

Moses unzips the seas

Yep. I made the final payment yesterday.

am i under arrest :o?

Bear Survival 101

Mistakes

Are they at least Engineering textbooks???

Military veteran buddy of ours has a great sense of humor.

Cover your snout

Today my Scottish mother got angry at Alexa for not finding her playlist on Spotify

gotta save the king

Who here is ready to go sailing on cruise ships again?

Handy Life Pro Tip

Obstructed point of view

My 11 y/o daughter has insisted on checking the mail the last couple of days. Today, I checked it. This is what I found...

Me when Slov doesn't stop using his alts to talk about how much we miss Slov.

I hate england part 2

Had to send a user a new monitor power cord. Decided to leave them a surprise in the box with it.

One in a million

Thanks Bumble I’ll go do that!

Classic dad move

My teacher was dancing like that

We will, we will continue spreading the virus until everybody acts like an adult and wears a mask

Someone dropped their titty

I hate england part 1

He got those apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur 'WITH THE FUR'...

My wife is a teacher and this made her laugh. Thought I’d share.

This is a true story.

I bought a water bottle

Okay dad.

Poor Nana...

Season 1 episode 7

Flip the Script

The journey so far...

You can find all of them here

It's literally Dr. Fauci's job to make sure nobody catches anything

HL ministers congratulate eachother after the election

Tonight on Investigation Discovery

The Best way to stop littering

Tragic indeed

Sounds like a steal to me

Lunch!

You have no choice in this. You ARE going to Brazil.

Fly A Kite

ever

I thought it was two people

Penny showing off her empty yoghurt container - and no it wasn't stuck

Smart

Them bees are getting bigger every year

My BF jokingly said he wanted me to write half a page on why I didn't go to work today. I decided to give it my all...