Sign for the bathroom at my local brewery

Kinky boots.

Love em

Sign at local restaurant, too cute!

Please yes FALLOUT baby!

It all seems so simple now.

It's fine

This package of bacon keeps it a little too real

Aerial view of the line at any given Chick-Fil-A

I have good friends

My father has owned a music store for almost 40 years and he considers this his most valuable item for sale.

Biem

Wifi Disconnected

Talking rib.

Recipe for a Memelord

Having a curved toe finely paid off!

Wisconsin standoff

a rotten way to die

Bart Bible hack

Forget bed bugs, I have a bed hog problem.

People in Dresden : few more days and we survive the war USAF/RAF:

Stoned apes definitely pass the vibecheck

There are two hydrants bigger than this?

Sharing a room

Grand re- opening...

kanye

Not gay if you say it before

Hope your dad sees that

Best candy

Non essential

Shiver me timbers!

Awesome homemade gift for teachers.

My God....

Never expect Ghostbusters

Bedroom Toys

There's one part, which isn't human

Just like that.

Well, not FOREVER

Facts!!

Late night spookums

I don't remember that part of the Bible.

officers in poland riding unicorns

The gym I go to has a suggestion for lazy people

Book Smarts

In the balls fam

They was right

This is a typical italian tree

... God that hurts

A new gender I just chose

ANYTHING OTHER THAN ONE!

A little chemistry joke

It has ran your program before you started it too

She decided to dry herself on the couch after swimming in the pool. Can you see the outline of my dog?

oh no

Back in my day!

Don't say you weren't warned

Imagine a Life of Luxury

It's always darkest just before the dawn

Gaming rig

I would take it

imitation

My dad was admitted to the hospital. This is his bathroom. It's not one-way glass.

It’s a conundrum, I tell you.

Take two and call me next year

My daughter’s secret handiwork... I just found this and now I can’t stop laughing.

Yep, this is probably why I have really bad eyesight...

Rich in protein

I can’t unsee the resemblances...

Oh the audacity.

I'd be an actor

Regret

I mean... they’re not wrong

Made this so I can reject girls nicely.

or trump, or prince andrew, or probably a lot more people you dont even know breh

Never trust the Greeks

Hair loss

A candid shot from a friend’s wedding. I don’t know the backstory but this is a priceless picture.

Thanks for rubbing that in, Netflix

Its true im british I was there

S M O O C H I N G T I M E

Drove by an apartment I lived in around 1994 for the nostalgia. Was not expecting whatever is going on here...

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

Pick up or delivery

My boss said we could no longer wear masks with text on them. The mask I wore today:

Yes

Really funny NHL.

Uh... hmm

only 65°c Smh

S t r o n k

Good ol hand in hot water

ENough of this madness

right there

Got the moves

Dad on phone = no bark

Driving home from a family gathering, this made me laugh:

I failed

Add it to the list

I guess we will never know.

That's my favorite part

saw this at a liquor store