Imagine you're on a call and the delivery man arrives
Looks like they would rather be left alone
I moved and woke him up. That look has me kinda nervous
I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and I’m drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Puns are no fun it seems
I work as an HVAC tech and this creepy little f*ck is the first thing I see after climbing into a homeowners attic.
I don't even wonder why this ad is in my feed.
Sashimi rollin, they hating...
gotta use the bathroom
You might think he is a troll but this is a meme from the future.
Don't create children if you can't create yourself -huMAN
My neighbor has this in his garage and I don’t know why. I’m scared.
Just waiting for 2020 to be over.
Mask notice at a local store.
Real is the struggle
My therapist recommended I maintain a more positive body image
A beautiful mockingbird
My cat got super scared by our visitors and hid in the bathtub
Drove Past This Hard Working Guy
It be like that
Not gonna miss it
Abbey Road 2020
My new sim card got delivered. At least now i know what this is called
People leaves, butt memories stay.
She's actually a 500 year old dragon
Even these cats are taking social distancing seriously
My Boss Gets It
I only believe in natural remedies...
My favorite color is red, like the blood shed, from kurt cobains head when he shot himself dead
An old Yiddish joke my father in law told me
Had no hot dog buns and now my bf and I realize we are two very different people..
thanks for the input
THE GAY AGENDA
God where are you?!
An actual picture I took in 2014.
Remember to do your chores
I still love her
Most expensive stays in the world
Should go for a C section at that point
The worst fate imaginable
Wer he at
you and i are alike
They know. They always know.
Motorheads are just another kind of autist
I will banish you human
Come get you one little buddy
I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room
I’m scared for what’s next and also what’s gonna happen on halloween
Thankful to this unknown man for striking a pose and for not messing with my camera set up after he stumbled upon it. Also added, a bobcat using the log just a couple weeks prior.
Canadian parking war gets heated!
What's the weird predator prey pairing?
Hope this is okay
Life is unfair example: 36254926
My son watching TV this morning.... lol
Dang! That bread!
Not a request, but a heads up
You just ***ed everything up
Never forget WW 2 prequel
Ah, a sun god, now that's an idea
Hmmmm. Friday. Looks fine to me
Florida man uses nut punch
76 years old grandpa said he wanted his gift to be "surprising"
Fine text is important!
Secret to immortality
Jack White looks like Michael Cera dressed up as Tommy Wiseau
A square meal
Dragons are pushovers but crabs are no joke
All it ever wanted was a hug
Please forgive me
Jeezus thats gotta hurt
I hope not
Something something boat is full
when two fight, the third laughs