Best birthday e v e r

For the Empire!

My co-worker wanted croutons on the side at Panera, but auto-correct typed create hands.

I have trust issues

My control on life

Found in a glass case of a restaurant

Hale Satin.

Finally, I found out what this thing does.

Title of your post

comedy gold

Fully rested and ready to learn

chase

She's a frisky one

Get the fine crystal out for the good stuff !

Pum ch pum ch

The exercise is too hard for me

People who pronounce data instead of data disgust me

Eldritch horror at the pool

How'd you know that?

I've seen a lot of discord jokes recently

To be that young and dumb again...

The end of Sauron

This lollipop wrapper fell out of my daughter's pocket, I had to do a double-take

The abyss staring back

Sad batman noises

Hedgehog getting a afternoon nap in, look at that pink belly!

An interesting titel

An inconvenient truth

Holds 1000 lbs

This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

This man... This man, is doing life right.

Welcome back to school

Mike Wazowski

The similarities

Our garden gnome lost his fishing pole and now he just looks like he's packin' heat

Type 2

Someone keyed my buddy's car, so he corrected it.

Funny cuz it’s true

How my mom uses me during the Lockdown.

A friend told us that rat licker is slang for anti-masker in Ireland. My wife made this wonderful comic.

Unseen juice required

Do it puss-y

They’re the best

A moodboard of my very photogenic dog at the beach

Wanted [OC]

I wish I had a kid to tell this to :/

Ohh no no

new zealand do be chillin though

*** moment

The Norwegian Institute of Public Health's "One Drop is Not Enough" poster is something else

Hiya do you think someone’s pain is your pleasure too

Cry so hard it smells like wet dog

Crushed it

*sad robot noises*

We went out for lunch and took one picture where we smiled nice and one crazy, silly one.

People are desperate for 2020 to end:

10/10 advertising

Long story short. Sunbathing on the roof is no longer allowed...

Had her in the first half

If he sneezes, he's goin' home naked

You can’t get rejected if you’ve already rejected yourself

biden no Dx

This license plate

The last mother***er

y'all zoomers come up with dem craziest words breh

That’ll show em’!

There‘s a story behind every sign...

No this definitelly doesn't control me. Not even my mom can control me

Very cute

2020 tan line

Sometimes my cat tries to deep throat the shower faucet

A Fortunate Fit

Official Logo

What u mean

Thanks dad *__*

I have finally the courage

Jazz music stops...

Wow this one piece sounds interesting sweetie

Yes my queen

Dont i just

I thought it was funny

It wasn't me. It was this *** called Gravity.

Even the trains in Scotland have masks on

My new favorite subtitle

Groot thingss

Where's my sheep, MF!?

He's just legitimate

NOT TRUE BREH we got ***ors 4channers HLers normies and MOAR

n-no

A Tiger without legs

I mean. Seriously though.

Sensible i think :)

been looking to buy this specific model of guitar. look at the difference in price.

New sign at work. Sadly I did do this once, hurt like hell for a good 15 minutes.

This stuffed moose in my girlfriend’s house. I rolled up a tissue and stuck it in his mouth. He is now “Stoner Moose.”

Opossum Vibes

Easy answer

Help a sad friend.

My friends brother owns a burger joint and has one bad review so he decided to make a t-shirt out of it.

There’s nothing like a bit of panic to keep you awake