Asked my wife what’s for dinner and said “Pork Tenderloin”....Yum!
They are definitely done with people
We’re bored with Netflix and are instead judging neighbors’ WiFi names for entertainment
Mushrooms & Coke
Canada is Switching from the Metric System
i love monkeys
My niece. My spirit animal.
It took two weeks to find the darts to reload, but the neighborhood kids won’t get away so easy this time.
Mother-in-law suggested something sweet to commemorate our marriage, so we framed this and put it near the front door. Now just waiting for the day that she notices.
Why mess with such an alpha cat
7 year old me just wanted a photo with Bumblebee.
Cant take him anywhere
Guess I'm not qualified to use this bathroom.
Who had "Double Hurricanes" on their 2020 card?
Mistakes were made in the media
I always finish
August is almost over and nothing terrible hap--
If only there were an easier way to haul these around..
Pulled over today to take a photo of an unlikely pair.
He looks so proud of himself.
#2020
There’s someone that has a hot air ballon with Shrek on it in Stockholm
Staff meeting this morning
Way to go Albert
Disguise 100
Can't stop wont stop
Clever
Listen her boyo
This waifu rocks
Engineer humor
Hey, can I call you back?
The Tag Team
“In my 23 years of teaching, I have never EVER...”
Harry Potter 2020
2020 over here about to double dick the Gulf Coast
Tore apart my room, my bedding, and even flipped my mattress looking for my glasses. Then I felt something on my back.
This bride's face in her wedding day VS when she met Rob!
Those days are long gone
Logic
This sign in the bathroom at my college
This right here.
title
Honey I got the stuff
Schrodinger's kitty
It was me, Barry!
Holy Shots
Tutto bene
The Brotherhood of Pipe-Lamps
Wait 'till you the the Ｍ Ｕ Ｓ Ｈ Ｙ Ｐ Ｅ Ａ Ｓ
Llama dog
It’s not a phase mum
Little bat's problem
Me, waiting for the toilet tank to fill for the second flush
Salty truck
Sometimes we have to get out and face society, exactly like this guy in red.
Oops wrong bus, sorry.....
10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will.....
He's white on the inside
Army humour
Netflix Marketing sucks
Superbman, Spider Guy, and Wander Woman
HungDaddy has sent a message request
I made a magnet
title
Mean while in New Zealand after we get another 5 new cases..
I was hoping to take a nice picture with my foster kitten
Concern
#QuacklivesMatter
My husband's work-at-home station keeps growing and it's driving me nuts!
Lib right? You have boundaries?
Family Vacation
My dog just had fur babies.
Final boss
OOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOH
Hmm. I think I'll use the next stall over.
Coworker thinks her husband doesn’t take nice pics of her. This is his contact photo for her.
I'm only giving y'all this Anatomy 101 class because I love you
I wonder what the prize was.
agreed
The cat loves to show her @ during the daughter’s virtual clASSes.
Little did they know... The dog is the leader.
My salt and pepper shaker set
I modified the meme to make it real
Ungrateful f-ers
I love you Daisy, I'm not dealing with those farts tonight.
This was over my apartment today
title
These guys could star in their own TV series about... aliens.
Epstein Level Entertainment
Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across
I bet this kid can't wait for schools to reopen
Damn it, Dad!
Jeremy
Spotted this on my way home today.
Basic
You work here?
This is illegal I’m pretty sure
Celebrities and their Russian cousins.
Copy-paste