My gf asked me to get Terry Crews in bed with her, so I got this pillowcase made.

I told my wife to update our dry erase calendar since it was last done in July. This is her update.

store

It's perfectly safe!

My 2 year old daughter was pretty hungry.

Will Poulter dressing up as Sid from Toy Story

taco extra beef

My roommate has my back

Should be bloody good this

We're going to need a few more spaces

At my local bagel shop.

Walmart clock

Favourite Hank hill quote.

Church gonna be interesting on Sunday

My dad was responsible for our neighbourhood sign this week, a series

I wonder why I'm sad all the time

What!? Keep moving, nothing to see here

I decided to paint the Legend

Turtle stuff

The North American Brown Bear is know for it's remarkable ability to camoflouge itself when detected

haha yes

any Harry Potter fans out there

>:(

Saw this today walking home from work

Uhhhh can anyone verify if this is true

im not an incel my internet friends call me king

This is so hilarious Imao

Damn David

My dream! Ugh yess idk what they were!

Well! *** You to Cloud.

Close encounters...

If 2020 was traffic light..

Four

Behave like animals…

Please more!!!

*breaks it anyway*

Nobel Cause.

I'm Dogman

guy

Some people say he got his wings...

Death Eaters seen in Istanbul

durable and absorbent!

My doctor said the same thing when I got cancer

Do it, Joel!

:'(

unfair, poorly designed boss mechanics

So excited for this movie.

A Cawl.

"sign language"

Soap at a car dealership

Boyfriend stuck this on and thought it was hilarious

Trying to earn a few dollars for lunch.

Here's a doormat that I found today

This deepfake muppet bison is here to brighten your day.

Smae

Took my husband to the eye doctor

The only reason I bought a galaxy fold. Now he is sad, now he is happy

It's tough living in the north

OK, was this illustration really necessary?

shortage of robots

Self-aware Stats Textbook

Sign about hand washing in an IKEA

Are they angels or demons?

Wouldn’t miss it for the world!

Gircat

A different Colour Please

   

My reaction to any minor setback

I swear to you this is real

The 2020 experience

Bet Covid would not stand a chance - let‘s bring it back!

Interpret as needed

Big brain time

Thank You Wise Coffeecup

A tree fell on my house yesterday, but I have more emotions over this mishap.

This discrete package description on this gift

Have you ever done something so embarrassing that you wake up in the middle of night thinking about it decades later? This newspaper editor has.

Citroen

This is what my friend gave his daughter for her birthday

Every freaking day!

Meanwhile in 'stralia

great decorating idea

My friend looked like Dave back in the day.

I love cooking!

fight for librehty not librehrals

  √

what a bad dragon

The way my partners American Psycho shirt creased when he sat down

Hey, hey, my eyes are up here

Well that was a lie

"It's not that high bro"

Sneks save lives

I usually pretend children don’t exist anyways

Sickkkkk

My friend fractured his thumb, then sent me this... he got me good

Hole?

Dogs are dangerous in Japan

Oh the 90’s, the Wild West where jokes like this wouldn’t get your show canceled.

Fight

My kid’s book. The Internet has ruined me.