Anxiety time

This movie had a car pope Was ther a car jesus? How do you hang a car on a cross?

Found at a local burgershack

Ah yes, very descriptive.

Kill that psychopath

Drawer.

You're not allowed to fail

Yepp

Future crime shows

Had me for the briefest of moments

Remember to turn off.

Oh god...

*starts watching Samora’s tape*

No hoedowns, hootenannies, or jamborees

Sus

Looks like he is still pretty upset about the failure of his theme park....

Space snakes are invading us

Dr dre

fly

This mad lad actually did it

"You ungrateful son of a b****." - Cat

Why does a grocery store have to call me out like this

My little brothers got mad at me and changed my wall paper

Do i need a new spirit animal?

My 14yo son drew this comic on his whiteboard. I think there's a message in there for me.

Rubbed you so well, you granted me three wishes, remember?

The Milky Way viewed from Mars

Member the pre-Covid days?

turning ottomans shishkebabs

Always cracks me up. Thanks Beaver County Pennsylvania!

good boi

They were evil all along.

Half way there.

There is 1 impostor among us

Absolute Chad.

Couldn’t un-see this:

My sons answers for online school work. OC

Someone's about to get fired...

Thank you Danny we really need it

Order up!

Was having a quick cry when my cat sat here and stared at me angrily until I stopped

Macawahaha

Chicken Coup

The Pentagon did confirm that UFO's exist earlier this year

Virgin Bikers vs. Chad segways.

Tomatoes are a fruit...

It's only a joke, calm tf down

How d'ya like them apples?

Gold medals

Both funny and blursed

scayence

Say '7/10, would bang', instead.

Second Place

Had a haunted gingerbread house competition with my roommate. I’m on the left...

Rules are made to be broken.

Goal: Become so damn rich that your hairline comes back.

This ticket

Only worth it, if someone sees it.

sanitary

Stats after death

2020

Monkedoubt

The Jetsons...

stuff

There's something funny going on in Poland

awwwwwwwwwww

Fall is coming.

Sus, but he right

The BBC news website has officially peaked

Is this a re?

In 1920, 8 year old Samuel Reshevsky played chess with several chess masters at once. He lost every single game.

Is it just me or are Dwayne Johnson's arms attached like a Mego action figure?

mate

What a power

Now burn the other half...

double F

Why wasn't there an Option-

Just take some steps fool

You: 0; Methamatics: 1

Mufasa!

What a lovely room to take a dump in

Hmmmmm

Phonetics

Dont shit there

Mouse Sculpture

My hotel delivered on my framed photo of Steve Buscemi request.

title

Do you think he likes his self portrait?

Ya'll going to get it!

Asked my sister if my nephew was enjoying the wedding; this is the picture she sent back

Our friends, they help.

Saw on Instagram

SIKE

A local church created a cook book in the 60's. This was submitted by one of the churchgoers.

moon moon being cute

Neighbours: "It's too cold for your dog to be outside" Dog:

Guy in yearbook photo from 1993 predicts Cubs winning world series in 2016

I thought of this idea and drew it up. Hope you like it.

Misfortune Cookie

Multiple 'water bodies' found under surface of Mars