#spooktober!

Mum’s cat is wearing a bodysuit to stop her licking her stitches

Puns exist to make us suffer

Weird noises

Is this a re?

Swedish Fish

November: Chaos is Coming

My fortune just roasted me

My kids kinda funny.

Meow meow meow meow?

And somehow, a crystal is involved

Baby shark doo doo

What a beautiful night

I don't trust like that

Say dwarf one more time !

Sometimes my wife leaves me a good note on paperwork

What was the teacher thinking?

My wife knows how much I love my dog, and decided to get me the best gift. This is now hanging above our TV.

Realistic mindset.

I told him he was adopted. He didn’t take the news well.

Lockdown compliments from my wife

Its getting harder everyday guys...

Standard in all Vietnam Era Hueys

Tips for New Parents

This mask my mom made me. I'll wear it forever.

If you will

That cute priest is a dude btw...

Can you beat his high score?

Somewhere in parallel world.

damn cat nearly gave me a heart attack

It's too late you're already dead

Friends are in disbelief

@kosobi pls confirm breh

Thirsty frog.

i look like spongebreh in real life

Anon in the sewers

What are you doing step bro

It's Not Heavy

Ew if you drink hard alcohol with a straw you're a monster...

It's only equivalent to a chest x-ray

Yeehee!

or a double

Trying to play it cool on the first big date

What indeed?

Here’s a comic a lot of us can relate to.

Now you have seen everything - you can die in peace

That's life!

This was the beginning of a long tantrum when she found out she was no longer an only child.

Listen to your body

idiots

...what

Vegan cat.

the original sin

get illness pls

Career fair

Ok man

Have a good day !

No life's matter

puppet leaders haha literally

This low-effort phishing awareness email I got at work.

Student throws worthless lab partner

That turned out a bit different

100% true

Cat giving up on being a cat.

Face mask dress. Give erections, not infections.

The owner is mean

Woof the *** !

F in the chat for Bob

Pretty much sums up virtual learning

After all these years!

But for real though, doctors are the true heroes...

Spirit Halloween knows what’s up

Return of the low budget cosplay king

O-o

This comment.. lol.

mah breh Viper having some issues

Are they all lying about their race????

Stoner kitty

That's what happens when you hope.

at least the bill is also fake

Get fūcked

Change!

And I got $15000 out of it

maybe a little late

It's totally outrageous

Boom!

earrape warning

80's Horror was pretty restrictive

I sure do love me a game of Pente

Have them every morning!

The future is now old man!

The fact that stuff like this makes me laugh is why I end up with guys who tell Dad jokes lol

Be back in 10...

I mean, c'mon. 2020 has been a bit whack.

A tax on people who don't understand arithmetic

Sure COVID makes teaching tough, but my class thought I had the best picture of all time. Nachoooooooo!!!

My friend has been saying that we need to go on a crusade. This is how he showed up at my apartment tonight.

Every Saturday since quarantine I’ve played drunk Mario kart with my gf and her brother. This is my favorite pic so far

Splinter is good dad

I am water, I am... death!