Social distancing done properly...

t-that

Some dick cut me off this morning

I don't have the sauce

My dad’s face mask. Anyone remember that classic?

Made it onto Apple Map’s new street view feature. They were kind enough to blur out my dog’s butthole.

O_o

Absolutely. I need to dramatize

Someone installed these plaques on a bunch of benches, they got taken down by the city today but I think they're priceless.

cook

President Evil

O_O -_- o_o

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Oh dark spirit, reveal yourself..!

It’s always gotta be Florida doing the crazy stuff

Being an artist online

New restaurant opening near my house.

No whammies in 2021!!!!

An abomination

#dog

Name brand vs. store brand

Wear mask everyone

F**cking normie ho

"Maybe I should try humpback..."

mood

There's no real way to disprove that.

dogs are cool

Matthew‬ ‭18:6

Recently diagnosed with Bell’s Palsy...which kinda sucks...but on the bright side, as a Drama teacher, I can be the Comedy AND Tragedy Masks all in one!!

I wish I had friends

My favorite Netflix glitch.

Mr. Wiggles

Airbnb

Hart vs Johnson

Happy Birthday Matt

A vulture escaped from a zoo in the Netherlands and it was harassing some magpies in Rotterdam

Saving

do you think it is blueberry flavor?

Yeah don't go there

Best way to serve food at a party

Cheat day

juicy

I'll start Monday! Seriously..

Another

floop

Enough forks for everyone without a deadlock...

8 strange things found in this guy's colon, you won't believe number 2

You can pay with midichrypto

You guys ok?

Happy Fall from my Cousin

similar things

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My guy be wearing ps2 graphics

Brake....

Wear a mask :D

Check twice before you go

Time Traveling Duck

Skydiving

Found this laser engraved in our wood shop

Hortah

Dark souls

Uh...life finds a way...

There is a imposter among us

Cheese + dog = deRp

Jesus Christ would you look at the time!!

25 cent storage idea from Aldi’s

crack down the window if you sleep in a car breh or keep the circulation going

Stone Paper Scissors

Star Wars

Gotta be!

Clever trick got my business.

Clippy's Revenge

Well, they aren’t wrong...

seriously mom, close some of them!

>Not even trying to smuggle in Mantis

This season is wild

Cool *and* scary!

Garry Larson is the best cartoonist

2020 lowering expectations y’all...

post

You Cannot Unsee This

So happy for companies that offer free snow removal...in Florida

Was looking for an apartment. Found a listing which measured the Room size with Human for Scale.

Tough being one

This will cause a ham.

I work in a print shop, made my new yard signs today

McPho in Vietnam!

Distance stickers at a Tire Discounters

Performance review day. I wish I knew the original author of this. It’s brilliant.

HMMMMMMM

Great execution

Facebook Profile Pic

Where they at though?

Wiener Dog

Spotted in Santa Clara

Dad mode unlocked

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

My dating life summed up

yee haw

If Coronavirus was an STD...